#couchthief

[queenmab100bookgrl]

Someone stole my seat in the couch. Just wait until the cookies are done, bub. Then I'm going to force you to move right onto my lap! #couchthief #cats #catsoninstagram #catsofinstagram #blackandwhitecat #blackandwhitecatsofinstagram #blackandwhitecatsrule #ilovecats #sleepingcat #Simonboy

[violetcanfly]

Well. She's claimed the tiny couch. #willowgram #frenchiesofinstagram #couchthief

[highriseapp]

Welcome to Couch Land™ by EvilPie! Where the sofas so fine 👌 . 🛋✨💤 . #highriseapp #rotd #couch #couchpotato #sofa #chaiselongue #pillowfort #chillax #sitoneverything #comfyspot #cannotbemoved #takeover #thisismine #couchthief #cozyness

[russianoatmeal]

couchthief replied to your post “I just took the Pottermore quiz and apparently I’m a Hufflepuff! ”

Me too!!! Hufflepuff squadddd

yesssssssssss

[lwhoscribbles]

I want the couch, but Nermal is sleeping right in the middle of the perfect cushy spot. I don't want to wake him up. #cats #sosleepy #dammitcat #couchthief #cuteanyway #love #yup

[matchlightphoto]

Lando #lando #chesapeakebayretriever #dogsofinstagram #dog #couchthief

[phasegender]

The kind of person you fall in love with is kinda nerdy and a dork but they're cool and respectable and they appreciate your humor and they love you for you and they are dark and mysterious and you always want to be with them and learn more about them because you think they are one of the greatest people on earth

This is so true 

[phasegender]

I need any straight romantic relationship im in to literally invert every gender role ever like. No my girlfriend should kiss me first. She should hold my hand. Pull me into her lap. Ask me to go places. Take me on dates. Get me flowers. I want to be treated like im special and I matter. I want her to protect me and be jealous over me and love me the way i want to be loved because i am small and fragile and need protecting