RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Embrace your inner garbage can bro. they/them 33

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[asmogorna]

Witches ..

[my-dailydreams]

[hannahlockillustration]

Orange Cat.

[deafeningcreationearthquake]

[zorped]

ALL HAIL CECILIA PAYNE

[mythopoeticlicense]

Her birthday is May 10th, I propose that it henceforth be known as Cecilia Payne Day

[macgyvershe]

Cecilla Payne Day May 10th

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[the-punforgiven]

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

[mayra-quijotescx]

I got inspired

[aiiizawa]

Isekais would be funnier if there was less of “I know the entire plot” wish fulfillment and more “I didn’t even read this piece of shit series that I don’t even like” while desperately trying to navigate the world without looking like an ass

[aiiizawa]

like a die-hard science fiction only guy getting reincarnated into lord of the rings and hating every single second of it

[eedweiz]

There'll be statues of him all over the place.

Statues of Grace with his new familly and his students

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[andromedahonks]

If I wanted that I’d just watch the show

[animentality]

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[helmet-noob]

i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name

PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser