Jan 26
Random descendants Headcanons:
Chad blames Dizzy for Chloe's rhinestone make-up obsession.
PROOF:
Look! She has something similar.
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Random descendants Headcanons:
Chad blames Dizzy for Chloe's rhinestone make-up obsession.
PROOF:
Look! She has something similar.
No one ever appreciates my humor
Bruce Banner: “What sociopath abandons her family to go gallivanting around the world with a man she just met?”
Jennifer Walters: “Um! First, you did this same thing for four months with four strange men and a spy you just met.”
Bruce Banner: “We’re talking about John-.”
Jennifer Walters: “-John and I are going on two months. And he told me he could potentially see himself saying ‘I love you’ sometime soon. So.”
Bruce Banner: “…That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m going to call your dad.”
Jennifer Walters: “Well, this is-- it's just--oh, my. Bruce, would you please explain to Lucy how ridiculous this is?”
Bruce Banner: “It's totally preposterous... traversing the entire galaxy alone.”
Jennifer Walters: “Now at last, we hear some sense!”
Bruce Banner: “That's why I'm going with you.”
Jennifer Walters: “Bruce!”
Bruce Banner: “I’ll use my savings to finance the expedition. l'll commission a ship, hire a captain and wrangle a crew.”
Jennifer Walters: “You're not serious.”
Bruce Banner: “All my life l’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this... and here it is screaming, Go, Banner! Go, Banner!”
Jennifer Walters: “OKAY. OKAY! You're both grounded!”
Jennifer Walters: “All I’m questioning, is our 34 years of friendship. Does that mean nothing to you? After ditching me and cutting me off for 15, you would think that letting me pick the show we’re watching wouldn’t be such a big ask-.”
Bruce Banner: “Oh my god, Jen! Be more dramatic.”
Jennifer Walters: “I suffer from PTSD now because of that. I have extreme emotional distress when you don’t answer the phone-.”
Bruce Banner: “Here! Take the damn remote!”
Jennifer Walters: *cackling* “Hehehe.”