#cpr certification

[lisheart25]

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im cpr certified now who needs saving ?

[mayraducelheart]

[ourfetworld]

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cpr on a sex doll

[criminalmindsfanantic]

*The team is learning CPR on test dummies*

Derek: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Penelope: No, Derek. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Derek: Babygirl, that’s not part of it—

Penelope: Where are they? You know what? If you come across somebody with no arms or legs do you bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do you have there?

Emily *from across the room*: I would be fine living with no legs.

Penelope: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Emily. You don’t do anything.

Derek: All right, focus, let’s get back to it. You’re losing him. *Penelope pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. You need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Penelope: Okay, how am I supposed to keep track of that. How many is that per hour?

JJ *from her spot next to Emily*: Pen, how’s that gonna help you?

Penelope: I can divide and then count to it.

JJ: Right.

Derek: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Penelope: Oh, yes, I love that song! *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

Derek: That’s not- no, you know what? Forget it. I’m just going to mark down that you did it.

[i-llbehere]

Learning cpr

[euesworld]

"Breathe me in darling, like a breath of fresh air.. inhale my scent, exhale all your love straight into my heart as if you were giving me CPR, cause darling.. when you love me, it gives me so much life."

Give me the breath of life and love with a little nibble, a bite, and a hug - eUë