By the sheer amount of timestamps I wrote down, I think it’s safe to say I really liked this one. Pike/Ashley is back! There are a lot of little character moments I really enjoyed. And now they’ve finally made it into the castle. I’m ready for this Briarwood showdown.
1:28 – Ashley’s back, on Skype at least
15:45 - Game starts
18:15 – Keyleth breaks away from Vax to go fight skeletons, everyone follows
25:00 - Pike returns (:40 – Keyleth thinks Pike is dead)
31:15 – Scanlan and Pike reunited
33:30 – Pike’s wings! Then she uses destroy undead and kills 36 skeletons
36:38 – Scanlan “That’s my girlfriend”
38:38 - Cock lightning
45:15 – Grog’s “Tea” time
(Split the party to fight giants, Grog and the gnomes are together)
54:10 – Pike heals a bystander, Laura (about Grog): "Pike makes you better"
1:01:10 - Scanlan Inspires Grog ♪ (Bad Blood)
1:11:35 – Ass lightning
1:12:45 - Scanlan Inspires Pike ♪ (California Girls)
1:14:00 - Scanlan's Cutting Words (which is the Dumb & Dumber most annoying sound in the world)
1:16:50 – Pike “Where are you at Scanlan?”
1:21:50 – Pike gets the HDYWTDT on the giant
1:41:50 – Keyleth heats Vax’s daggers but they’re too hot and he drops them
1:49:40 – Vex get HDYWTDT on 2nd giant
1:51:05 – Keyleth heals Vax’s hands, Vex interrupts
1:57:50 - Break starts
2:13:20 - Break Ends
(They all immediately reunite, Pike/Scanlan hug, then Pike explains why she’s there)
2:16:00 – They ask Pike to take a look at Percy, most of her dark visions have been about him
2:18:40 – Vex “He has black smoke coming out of his body”, Scanlan “I have lightning coming out of my ass”
(They go to the castle and find the secret tunnel)
2:24:32 – Vax to Grog “I’m extremely fast and nimble . . .”
2:26:30 –Vax "She'll light up the hole"
2:29:15 – Scanlan tries to take Vax’s dagger
2:32:00 – Pike inspects Percy, casts greater restoration and he heals a corruption point
2:40:25 – Vax puts stones up a sleeping Grog’s nose
2:41:56 – Little Vax/Keyleth moment
2:42:55 – Vax and Percy convo/2:44:56 – Percy “I have a sister” :D
2:45:18 – Grog’s little sleep fart/Vax draws a dick and balls on Grog’s forehead with black powder
2:47:10 – Percy dreams of his family again
2:51:40 – Vax wipes the dick off Grog’s head
2:53:55 – Vex to Scanlan “(Pike’s) not fading on us you dick!”
2:56:00 – Not a holy feast, but holy shit it’s delicious
2:58:55 – Scanlan’s speech before they go
3:03:25 – Grog fails to move statue, then Trinket, then Vax, Vex, Keyleth, and Percy all together. Pike finally moves it on her own
3:07:05 – Mrs. Shorthalt/Scanlan asks Pike if she’ll carry him over the threshold
3:13:20 – The last time Percy was in these dungeons there were bodies of his relatives next to him
3:15:40 – The meet an old woman in the cells
3:19:42 – Scanlan “We’re great with old people”
3:30:10 – Grog intimidating the old woman more/Grog offers her his blood to see if she’s a vampire
3:32:40 – Vex pretends to pick the lock
3:33:35 – Marisha “It’s Ripley!”
3:34:05 - Game ends/Ashley “Who’s Ripley?!”