#crackposts

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Xaden, throwing his head into Violet's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Violet, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[the-ephemeral-bhg]

Smol but mighty.

[acourtofquestions]

Dorian: That was a memorable evening.

Aelin: Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.

[talistheintrovert]

I am currently making WAY too many midnight museum memes because this show does not have enough views and I will force everybody else onto this train with gay repression and comedy

[jinnora]

the most overlooked part of the zuko/aang parallel is that they both grow out their hair during book 3

[allysia]

Emma @ the turtles: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SNITCHED ON ME TO MY AUNT?

Raph, Donnie, Mikey: Leo.

Emma: WHAT? I'M COMIN' FOR YOUR LEFT SHOES AND I'M SHITTIN' IN 'EM, BUDDY. I'M GONNA SPIT IN YOU GODDAMN MOUTH, FUCKO. WHERE ARE YOU?!

[ilovehangesan]

Ships sailing in SNK 106

Some ships I found in my mutuals post from SNK 106 which I'm compiling here, including of my own creation. I didn't include Levihan and other ships because of the ten pics limit. This might turn into a sad post, so hold onto your phones. And did I mention that this is a hybrid of pseudo serious post x crack post.

First we have the ultimate snk crack ship.

Levi x Zeke - this started as a crack ship, but it's becoming real now as more people ship it. Plus this ship has more fuel now as Zeke faces off with Levi constantly. Who better to watch the grandmaster of plans if not the cutest Ackerman.

Ship name : Zevi

Zeke : Won't you stop glaring at me

Levi : tch

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Beast Titan x Yelena : Look at all the adoration in her eyes. Nothing can beat that.

Ship name : Beastena, Yelebeast, Yeze, Zena

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Hange x Technology / science : They were mesmerized by the technologies from Marley, from the guns to the ships, trains，aviation and much more. I ship Hange with science, technology and innovation. Hange looks so precious going googly eye one eye so yes at the gadgets and train models.

Ship name : Hangenology, Hanscience

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Hange x Onyankopon : @eykonto posted this and I could see the chemistry between them. Their interactions with each other talking about the harbour and ships, and in the zeppelin during the Marley schism are interesting to watch. Their chemistry is basically friendship but who knows, it doesn't help that Onyankopon looks suave too.

Ship name : Hankopon, OnyanHan

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Yelena x Levi : A mutual in their post stated that this is a ship，and that made me veeery intrigued. Isa did say in an interview that Levi liked tall people since he's smol. Though I bet that's crack. But for the real shippers. Why do people ship them, is it because of the obvious height difference? How tall is a likeable tall for Levi?

Ship name : Yelevi, Levilena, Levina,

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Armin x Annie : Ok this is a popular ship but not much fuel to keep the miles going until Annie's reappearance in SNK 106. Armin is now in a state of confusion over things surrounding them and Eren's attitude, so he comes to Annie for revelations. Will Annie answer? I'm off to make me some Aruani fanarts.

Ship name : Aruani

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Sasha x Seafood, Nikkolo x Sasha, Sasha x Death

Isayama is killing the fandom with lots of Sashas throwbacks.

Sasha's obsession with seafood. She didn't even care to check if it's poisonous or anything first, maybe it smelled so good which equals edible in her book.

Sasha's interaction with the cook from Marley. Awwwww, the soldier who volunteered himself to be shot at by his own men, blushed at Sasha's praise.

Not gonna put the bloody Sasha screencap here.

Ship name : Sashafood, SashaNikko, RIP Sasha

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Eren x Historia : I loved the Eren and Historia intense moments in the bling bling cave. Also loved the moment Eren told Hisu that he liked her better as Hisu, than as Kurista. But nope， I wouldn't ship it since I think Hisu is better off with Ymir, though the other's already departed. If Ymir never existed in SNK I might ship them

Ship name : Erehisu

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Eren x Eren : Eren seems obsessed with his own thoughts, he's ready to do it all on his own even with the risk of Paradis being attacked by other nation, thinking that it's going to be another invasive Marley - A nation so obsessed with its Titan powers. Eren's so far into his own mind, even Armin can't comprende.

Ship name : Ereren

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Attack Titan x Marley Ships : See that strength. Wow.

Ship name : Titanic

[stellatarium]

✿  Ah,,, the perfect way to start an account. Using an overused meme.