#incorrect james bond

[lithiumseven]

Part III, Part I, Part II

[hecticwinter]

Tanner: I don’t think Q is pleased with you.

Bond, after destroying yet another expensive piece of equipment during a mission: Why do you say that?

Tanner, reading aloud: “Dear 007, I hope this message finds you before I do.”

[lithiumseven]

Part II, Part I, Part III

[lithiumseven]

Part I, Part II, Part III

[hecticwinter]

Q: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt.’?

Bond: Nope, other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it then kill me.'

Q: What?

Bond: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

[hecticwinter]

Bond: *sneaking in through the window* Tanner: *turning in his chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Bond: I was with Q? Q: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

[hecticwinter]

Bond: No, Q, we can’t get another cat.

Q:

[hecticwinter]

Q: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Bond: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Tanner: You are both weak.

Bond: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Tanner: Mallory.