#crap joke

[headlesshorsemanxiii]

Where exactly is 'Not In Service', and why are so many buses going there?

The mind veritably boggles. . .🤔

[justawhatsit]

Me: *casually sitting at my desk trying to work*

Guest bus driver: *Notices picture on the wall directly opposite from me of the Battle of Stirling Bridge.* That looks nothing like Mel Gibson! *laugh laugh laugh like he is the most hilarious person in the world*

Me: *internally rolls my eyes while forcing the fakest smile in the world as if I hadn’t heard that joke before*

[stillunusual]

Vintage Viz - Medalling (1985)....

[ska-suggestions]

Bi-asthma

[munkeycop]

My Twitter game is so on point right now.

[thebardofoggyrllynfi]

A little joke (no offence intended to anyone)

What did the population of the USSR use to travel vertically when in buildings?

  The commu-lift

[jellybelly30]

You smell of tootsie rolls, I like it. Kinda reminds me of my Mom.

Is this where I offer to let you find out how many licks it'd take to get to my middle?

[bits-of-viz-blog]