#craycray

[rosiejunie]

barty finds dead things, evan dissects them

(they’re both genuinely crazy)

[loveisbraveandwild]

playing taylor at the bookstore and 2 customers came in and looked at the pins and started talking about which ones taylor would like<3 and then when they checked out one said "love that your playing taylor music" and my coworker goes "you're in the presence of a huge swiftie" and pointed to me (cringe but i love her so its okay) and then they asked if i got tickets to eras tour, then asked which show and then i asked them if they got tickets and they both listed 4 cities im-

[mcat720]

Confession: I am still dying for an epic collaboration between Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson... the intensely similar yet different clash of their chaotic vibes would add ten years to my life. I’ve been low key crossing my fingers for them to work together for YEARS. I just want to watch them be in the same room together.. 👀🤣🤞🏻

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@admiral-craymen replied to your post “OF MOSES'S RABBIT TALE: HE WAS DYING, AND WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A SHADOW. AND THE ARCH-HERO SAW THAT A SIXTH PARTICULAR BLADDER...”

Did you accidentally hit your caps lock key?

I forgot the caps lock key is a bit different. It's not the same thing as the space bar key.

[mbcfo17]

[azuremallone]

Kim Yo Jung

She’s the only person on Earth that actually scares the shit out of me.

My people once had a Princess like her. No, it wasn’t me. I may be batshit crazy, but I’m no psycho. Every culture somewhere has had someone like this pop up. It’s just in the roll of the dice. From Elizabeth Bathory of Earth to Empress Ha’hre Aghamurahmin of Kth-hrrur IV; somewhere out there is a Yandere ready to take power.

You can’t look at this bitch and not think, “HOLY FUCK! She’s gonna fuck me and rip my chest open doing a reverse cowgirl!” Imagine that no one knows anything about her. She lived in Sweden for college and didn’t date anyone?

Bullshit.

Yo-Yo: I had a real nice time. Sven: I-I did too. I felt I really got to know you. Yo-Yo: That’s a shame.

She pulls Glock 39 and pops two .45 GAP rounds right in his forehead perfectly 2 cm either side of center, sending both hemispheres out the back of his head. There, she stands over him and fires two rounds: One in the heart and one in the dick.

Yo-Yo: If I don’t get laid, no one can fuck your corpse either.

Dials her phone. Persona changes to kawaii sister smiley face with a cheerful voice.

Yo-Yo: Hi, Brother? I did a thing. Can you? Thank you! You’re so sweet. What ever will I do without you? Awh! Thank you! OK, I’m leaving now. See you at home! Oh, I got you dumplings! Bai bai~!

Coldly closes the phone and then skips away singing the North Korean anthem cutely...

[georgiaalicexo]

Two years ago this little scouser sent me a message that changed everything♥️

Fast forward two years later & she’s just got home after road tripping down south with her fabulous mum to spend my birthday with me and the fam....wtf thanks tumblr (and you Loz)

[lilcompadre]

omg this craycray