#create crew

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Bdubs: All right, what pizza toppings should we order?

Keralis: Banana curry!

Zed: Anchovies and pineapple!

Scar: I like beets!

Tango: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Bdubs: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!

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Tango: THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE! Scar: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! RED ALERT! THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! Bdubs: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT'S SPINNING! Zedaph: A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT THE EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN! Tango, Scar, Bdubs, and Zed: *run around screaming* Keralis: Man, this server . . .

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Tango: Problem—I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Zedaph: Solution—just pop it back in the oven for ten minutes. There's at least a fifty percent chance that'll fix it, right? [Ten minutes later] Tango: Result—food has somehow become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the same time. Zedaph: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Tango: . . . Put it back.

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Zedaph: Tango and I accidentally set a lemon on fire today! Bdubs: . . . How? Tango: Microwave for forty minutes Bdubs: Why were you microwaving a lemon?! Tango: I read that boiling lemons can cover up bad smells and we wanted to cover up the smell of burnt oranges, but we didn't have any clean pots Bdubs: Did you burn an orange too?! HOW?!? Zed: Microwave for forty minutes

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Zedaph: What are we cooking today? Tango: Eggplant fritters! Zedaph: Oh, great, I love eggplants! Tango: *snort* Zedaph: No, I—I love eating eggplants! Tango: Zedaph: Tango: *bursts out laughing* Zedaph, also laughing: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

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Zedaph: There's no I in "team," but there is one in "spaghetti." Tango: So you're not going to share? Zed, clutching a large bowl of spaghetti: No.