#coggers

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bdubs: All right, what pizza toppings should we order?

Keralis: Banana curry!

Zed: Anchovies and pineapple!

Scar: I like beets!

Tango: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Bdubs: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!

[consistentinconsolablescreaming]

does anyone else remember the cogchamp smp? yeah

[raiain]

dancing with death 

[mc-pumpkin]

Coggers for Cogchamp content

[arch-magister-khnemu]

I want everyone to know about the Tzeentchian Dark Mechanicum warband known as....

Beholders of the Cogchange

[brienneevenstar]

“We have never had a conversation that lasted this long without you insulting me.” is a line that’s more appropriate for book!jb rather than show!jb

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango: THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE! Scar: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! RED ALERT! THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! Bdubs: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT'S SPINNING! Zedaph: A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT THE EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN! Tango, Scar, Bdubs, and Zed: *run around screaming* Keralis: Man, this server . . .

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango: Problem—I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Zedaph: Solution—just pop it back in the oven for ten minutes. There's at least a fifty percent chance that'll fix it, right? [Ten minutes later] Tango: Result—food has somehow become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the same time. Zedaph: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Tango: . . . Put it back.