WEIRD SHIZNIT SAID IN IMS WITH @flamethrone & @cressta ROLEPLAY MEME !
“ WHY HELLO SATAN “
“ I nearly choked on my spit “
“ *PTERODACTYL SCREECH* “
“ I'm just gonna go rock in the corner “
“ My friends call me the angst queen “
“ Does that mean we're grandparents “
“ I'm lowkey squealing “
“ THIS BOY IS WHIPPED FOR HER “
“ HE IS A LIL PUPPER “
“ my brain: do it. “
“ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “
“ DADDY “
“ *RISKY BUSINESS SKIDS IN* “
“ Hi your husband is salty af today “
“ What a MOOD “
“ I will pay with bread “
“ I love bread “
“ You Gucci “
“ *chin hands* “
“ Olive Garden breadsticks and canne's Texas toast tie for first place “
“ I've never been to Olive Garden “
“ Olive Garden is a place of unparalleled sin “
“ i could deal with murder if i didn't have to deal with the whole legal side “
“ im so edgy™ “
“ im gonna b the cutest little sushi roll that ever was “
“ @ miranda cosgrove im coming for u bitch “
“ i dream about being a meme tbh “

















