a/n: keep sending in your requests! my masterlist can be found here, my prompt list here and ships are open so find my requirements here NOT MY GIF! sorry for the lack of posting... i'm working 3 jobs rn so am quite busy but enjoy this cute luke fic!
word count: 1.8K
pairing: Luke Alvez X Female!Reader
warnings: n/a
summary: you and luke had been so careful hiding your relationship until you're forced to work together
requested?: nope! just getting back into writing!
You knew you were dating Luke Alvez. Luke knew he was dating officer Y/L/N. But that’s everyone who knew you were a couple. You had been seeing Luke for around 8 months and you two had moved pretty quickly with you spending more time at his apartment with Roxy than your own recently but due to Luke’s career choice alongside your being a chief officer within the Virginia Police you both found it may to best to keep your relationship a secret for now. Yet this didn’t stop you from gossiping to your colleagues about the man they had labelled ‘tall, dark and handsome’.
“Due to the proximity of this case we are joining Virginia PD at the latest crime scene” Emily finished giving the brief, Luke couldn’t help the way his heart fluttered slightly with the knowledge that he would be seeing you at work and he felt guilty due to the circumstances. “Reid, Lewis you head over to the ME office, Rossi you stay here with Garcia, Simmons and Alvez head over to the offices, the chief is waiting for you there, JJ and I will go to the crime scene.” Everyone stood from the round table, bussing themselves with their instructions.
“Okay look, you’re starting to freak me out a little bit” Luke turns his head from the road to meet Matt’s gaze, “Freaking you out? How?” Luke scoffs in response, “You’re smiling.” “Smiling?” “Yeah you keep doing that weird smirk thing, like you’re excited and it’s freaking me out that you’re excited to go to a police department to try and help solve a suspicious string of murders.” “Maybe I’m just in a good mood - also stop profiling me, that’s weird”
‘SSA agent Simmons and this is my partner Agent Alvez” “Nice to meet you, I’m officer Bennett, you’ll be meeting with my chief when she gets here but feel free to make yourselves at home here” the young woman opens a door to an empty conference room, “Thanks this is great” Matt hums positively already grabbing files to lay out, “Did you say the chief wasn’t here yet?” Alvez queries, right as the woman is about to leave the room she stops by the doorway and turns back around, “Yeah she’s normally late, turns up on this awful old motorcycle that breaks down more than it runs” the officer chuckles under her breath while Luke shoots her a small smile, trying not to hint to the fact that he knew exactly who was going to walk through that door holding the motorbike helmet he had brought for your birthday.
A few minutes pass, with Matt and Luke conversing and lulling thoughts of the case over while simultaneously putting photos of the victims on a clear board. Both their heads shoot behind them as they hear the creak of the office door, “Hi, I’m the leading chief of this case, Officer, Y/L/N, but Y/N is completely fine” you introduce yourself without looking up from the case file that was handed to you as soon as you walked into the precinct, when you do eventually look up your eyes meet no other than your boyfriend, but your eyes are torn away when his partner introduces himself, from Luke’s stories you already know who the agent stood before you is yet hold your tongue as he finishes, “and this is my partner agent Luke Alvez” “Nice to meet you,” you shake his outstanding hand then turn to Luke, there’s an awkward feel to the air, with hesitation you stick your hand out, reluctantly he takes it and shakes it in the most cumbersome manner. While you two believe despite the slight tension you play the part of not knowing each other pretty well and to the naked eye you may have passed the test however, not to the profiller next to you who is watching the whole scene unfold with a raised eyebrow. You three quickly begin to discuss the case and possible leads, before long JJ and Prentiss return from the crime scene with little information, as they return you ask if you can get them anything, to which they hum with coffee orders. You return within minutes passing out all the cups without hesitation, before making your return to your office to give the BAU their privacy.
A couple of days later, the current case was still open, but the list of possible perpetrators was slowly decreasing as time passed. “Hey,” Matt opens conversation with Prentiss, Rossi and Reid as they stood looking over the current case, “have any of you noticed anything weird about Luke and that chief, um Y/N?” “What do you mean?” Prentiss shoots a puzzled look, wondering where this had come from, “Well, when they ‘met’' he begins with air quotes, “it was like they knew each other but were pretending they didn’t, then when she went and got us coffee - she handed Luke his but he never gave her his order…” “So you think they know each other?” Rossi questions, “Well is it that weird of a conclusion?” Simmons asks, “Last time I was in here when they were interacting, they were stood close to each other” Reid begins, “In a study from 2017 it was recorded that humans feel the most at ease stood 3-4 foot from an stranger yet if you know the person you’re more likely to stand around 2 foot away yet a significant other you’re most likely to stand within a foot of each as it creates a sense of safety within a relationship.” Reid rambles on, “You’re implying, Luke Alvez as in our Luke Alvez is in a relationship with the chief officer of Virginia PD?” Emily asks outright. “Well, I mean not for sure yet,” Matt hesitates, “but just keep an eye on them, you’ll see what I mean.”
And so they did, word around the BAU team quickly spread and before you know it, they were all watching your interactions with Luke very closely and they had to admit you and Luke worked well together... a bit too well in the eyes of profilers.
Although, you and Luke believed you two were being rather natural in this whole ‘we don’t know each other’ acting gig it may be falling through, you both noticed how the BAU suddenly took an interest in the way you and Luke acted and you both theorized his team may be catching on, but it wasnt just his team, you’re two work best friends were also suspicious of this new man matching their ‘tall dark and handsome’ description and decided to try and trip you up too, “Nooo Y/N you have to give us more about this mystery man” one of your friends began the teasing making sure agent Alvez was in earshot “Look, I’m not discussing this any further with either of you,” you pointed to both friends, “also I’m you’re boss - go do some work” “But I want to hear about the guys who gives you the best sex you’ve ever had” You’re other friend chimes in, and just as they expected - Alvez’s face turned a crimson red.
“Best sex you ever had huh?” Luke questions you later that night while sharing his bed, “Oh shut up, I don’t wanna hear it from you Alvez” you chuckle, “Not after I had JJ question if I was seeing someone while passing me a case file.” The pair of you spend the night wrapped in each other's arms giggling like highschoolers about the encounters you’ve had with the two teams and trying to forget about the horrible case running through both your minds. The morning follows you’re awaken rudely by your alarm - Luke is already awake next to you - him being more of a morning person than you will ever be, you snuggle deeper into the blankets and feel him pull you against his chest “You need to get up sleepyhead” He rasps out, “Not yet” you whine closing your eyes, “Yes yet,” Luke chuckles and you feel his chest shake, “You’ve gotta get up as I need you to leave before me, can’t have us showing up to work at the same time, not with your reputation of being late.” “Aw, you don’t wanna ruin your reputation?” You tease, “Well good thing that this is nearly over then trust me - we never have to work together again” “Well, maybe I enjoyed it” Luke smiles, “Really?” you beam back “Really, but I do miss not being able to do this in front of people” He gives you a quick peck on the lips then begins to get up and stretch out his muscles - “Well we might as well give it up soon,” you say, “after all both our teams think something sketchy is going on plus we were hiding our relationship due to our career paths and if I can’t share it with my best friends and you with your family what's the point? We both know they can keep our secret safe” you begin to get anxious as you bring up the possibility of exposing your relationship with Luke, fearful of his reaction yet it fills you with confidence when he replied, “Yeah, I say we go for it.”
By the end of the case, both your team and the BAU were almost certain something was going on between you and Luke, but you two were stupid - it was obvious they were all watching you and hiding your relationship was becoming harder and harder, with multiple pairs of eyes watching you it was difficult to do things that became second nature in your relationship like lift sharing or hand holding. As the team packed up their boxes to return to Quantico you can’t help but feel slightly bittersweet - after all this the most you’ve seen Luke in months and yet he’ll be gone again by the end of the morning. ‘It was really nice to work with you,” Emily comes to thank you, “Hopefully we can meet again, but under better circumstances `''I would like that” you answer honestly with a smile. The BAU bundle into the elevator of your precinct and are about to leave Luke stops the door, “Sorry I forgot one thing,” he protests to all the sighs and bickering of the rest of the team. He jogs over to you, grabs each side of his face with both hands and pulls his lips to yours - cue the jumble of cheers and ‘I knew it’s!” from both your team and the BAU.
It’s safe to say now Luke had a lot of explaining to do on the drive back and consequently when he comes to bring you your forgotten lunch due to you leaving too late, your officers warn you with a “Hey chief, tall, dark and handsome here for you again”.
a/n: keep sending in your requests! my masterlist can be found here, my prompt list here and ships are open so find my requirements here NOT MY GIF!
word count: 529
pairing: Luke Alvez X Reader
warnings: n/a
summary: pretty self explanatory
requested?:nope! just getting back into writing!
lots of pet names, he rarely refers to you by you actual name
he’s quite protective but also understands you can stand your ground
but that doesn’t stop him from snaking an arm around your waist when some man has been looking at you for what he deems ‘too long’
luke loves to cook, and his cooking is amazing which means you’re always well fed or sending him recipes for food you wanna try and he accommodates to all of these sometimes even making enough for you to take to work for lunch the next day
lots of cuddles especially in the morning as he’s an early riser so loves laying in bed before work to cuddle even if you’re still asleep
dog walks! whenever you have the chance even if its just round the block or a hike that lasts all day but it’s so peaceful to walk with luke and roxy and this is where you normally have your most personal conversations
he needs a lot of reassurance
very big on PDA and you will rarely find him and you in the same room without touching
his hand stays on your thigh while he drives
gloating to the team about how perfect and amazing you are - he does not shut up about you and although the team pretend it’s annoying they’re really happy he found his person
on the jet he listens to songs you told him you liked so he can feel closer to you
big believer in never going to bed angry so makes sure after an argument (because they happen) you’re both calm and there's no hard feelings
whenever he’s away there’s many phone calls just so he can hear your voice - it ground him
seeing him cry and being there for him just as much as he’s there for you
your biggest supporter in whatever you do - you wanna go to the gym with him? on it! he’ll help you/stand in awe just watching you. you take up a new hobby? he’s brought all the supplies for you. new hair colour? he loves it! etc...
likes it when you read to him - over the phone or in person
dog sitting roxy and slowly winning her over as you feed her
semi regular date nights
keeps a photo of you and roxy both on his desk and in his wallet
penelope loves you - she will always text you about random things luke has said/done that she thinks you’ll want to hear
que: ‘oh this happened at work today’ ‘i know’ ‘why do you know?’ ‘pen text me when it happened’ ‘god damn again? i’m gonna have to text you first’
he loves taking photos of you - and you fill most of his camera roll
knowing his coffee order and dropping it off alongside some lunch to the bullpen sometimes
babysitting matt’s kids with him
‘uncle luke! y/n! please can we get ice cream!’
never being cold again, either he’s got a jacket for you to wear or this man is a literal furnace so he’ll hug you and instantly you can feel the heat radiating off of him
a/n: keep sending in your requests! my masterlist can be found here, my prompt list here and ships are open so find my requirements here NOT MY GIF!
word count: 270
pairing: Spencer Reid X Reader
warnings: n/a
summary: just small scenarios abt dating our fav dr
requested?:nope! just getting back into writing!
you look over to him and he’s already looking at you
he left the office 3 hours early just spend time with you when you were sick
he started reaching for your hand rather than the other way around
he stops stiffening when you lean your head on his shoulder instead now he melts into your touch
he texts you everyday with a new fact about anything
he shared his past with you
you met the team for the first time and heard what they all had to say about you meanwhile spencer couldn’t keep his hands off you
he calls you after a nightmare
you went on dates to bookstores and would find yourself staring into his eyes through the cracks of the books
he tells you he trusts you out loud
it was 12am and you both had returned from a night out and after making eye contract all of a sudden everything is so funny
he remembers key details about what you like/don’t like but not just because he has no choice but because he wants too
he pushes his face further into your neck while hugging
tells you he’s proud of you
planning dates to the minute
knows your schedule completely
rubs his thumb against your hand or thigh
grabs your neck when he kisses you
reminds you that your his first thought in the morning and last at night
plans a future with you
forehead kisses (!!)
picks up on habits you didn’t even know you had
giving you his jacket/sweatshirt before you even need to say you’re cold because he knows
A/N: Isaac Lahey never went to France & Allison never died. I did enjoy writing headcannons so! My requests are OPEN, and you can find my masterlist here
Word Count: 962
Pairing: Isaac Lahey X Reader
Warnings: N/A
Summary: Pretty self-explanatory
Requested?: No but please request Teen Wolf!!
○ This boy will never admit it to anyone but you but he LOVES cuddling.
○ Maybe it's because of his childhood but whenever he can he will be cuddling you.
○ You also love to nap together, as you being a student and him being a werewolf you rarely have time to sleep.
○ Wearing his scarves.
○ Him pulling you into a kiss with a scarf.
○ Wearing his lacrosse jersey most the time. You have multiple lying around your house, and it's guaranteed if he forgets his, you will have a spare for him.
○ Slowly stealing all his jumpers and it took him ages to realise.
Like months went past of you stealing one jumper every time you were at the McCall house but it wasn't until you started wearing them to school that he realised that you had them all ("I like that jump- that's mine isn't it?" "All this time I just thought Miss McCall was behind on my laundry!").
○ Looking after him when he has a nightmare (and vis versa as the supernatural is scary and you can't tell me it wouldn't scare you).
○ Him being scared that you would leave him when you found out he was a werewolf.
○ "What do you mean you know?" "I mean I know about the supernatural babe." "But how?" "It is not that difficult at ALL, all the weird shit going on here? All it takes is a google search to figure it out."
○ The rest of the pack adoring you as you make Isaac slightly less cocky.
○ First time you met his whole cool composure went out the window and he could barely speak to you. He was blushing - Lydia saw and this and continues to bring it up.
○ Lydia also being the reason you got together - through her forcing Isaac to ask you out.
○ Him sneaking into your room at night to 'protect you' ("You're protecting me looks an awful like sleeping")
○ First time he did it however you weren't expecting visitors so may of punched him in the face due to him making you jump. He had a bloody nose. It was an whole ordeal.
○ Lots of whisper shouting.
○ Many inside jokes.
○ Him being so unbelievably in love with you.
○ You being aggressive whenever he gets hurt. At first you used to panic (e.g. Screaming while you drive Isaac to Deaton when he shows up to your house almost bleeding out) but now you just yell stupid things to help your anxiety "Again?! You got shot AGAIN. STILINSKI I TOLD YOU TO WATCH HIM."
○ Derek finding Isaac's adoration with you extremely cute but only bullies him about it.
○ You standing up to Derek and he wont admit it but you intimidate him - "You think you're so big and mighty huh sour wolf? I may be human but I can still murder you and make it seem like an accident."
○ Being the HOTTEST couple. I'm talking walking into school, sunglasses on, basically so cool you would be in slow mo.
○ Fighting bad guys together - much to his protest - "I told you to stay in the car." "Well if I was still in the car then you would be dead."
○ Comedic duo - even when you're not trying to be. The conversation between you two is hilarious.
○ Stupid jokes constantly.
○ You trying to make him do school work and him only doing it if you sit with him and go over everything.
○ You bringing his grades up.
○ Melissa adores you. Ever since she took Isaac in she treated him like another son and only wants the best for the boy that has been through hell.
○ Melissa will take photos of you doing everything just because she finds you adorable - cue the album of photos of you and Isaac asleep.
○ Dancing at 3AM in your pyjamas just because you're awake.
○ Making him feel like a normal teenager.
○ Him looking after you drunk, taking you back to his home and putting you to bed and covering for you
○ His covering for you is awful - "Is she drunk?" "NO! She's like this all the time?" "What throwing up?" "Ye-She's throwing up?"
○ Supporting him at lacrosse.
○ His puts his hand into your back pocket and spins you into his arms to kiss you.
○ Jokes about you being smaller than him.
○ Him resting his arm on your head
○ Forehead kisses !!!
○ Piggyback rides constantly
○ Him trying pick up lines on you and you just looking at him with such a '?' expression
○ Reading to him
○ Him sitting on the toilet while you shower as he talks to you about his day. (When you don't let him in the shower with him)
○ Singing with him. Like belting out any song that comes on.
○ One night you were having a lazy night, cue you wearing matching pjs by accident, fulling screaming out the lyrics to Mamma Mia which plays on the TV behind you and eating pizza.Scott and the pack walking in to this but you don't notice. They go to leave but an exaggerated 'awwwwww' (from Lydia) makes their presence known. Ends in a pack dance party - including Derek only because you convinced him during 'Take a Chance on Me'
○ Lydia calling you two 'her babies' VS Mason and Liam calling you 'mom and dad' VS you and Isaac calling Mason and Liam 'your babies'
○ He's easily jealous but trusts you.
○ Being close with Allison and Kira.
○ Having a playful relationship.
a/n: i may have wrote this because i’m tired and lowkey based the readers personality on mine haha, i also SO wanna write about that episode where spencer is napping and rossi is like ‘i could never do that’ and spencer’s not actually asleep but i don’t know the episode grrr, AND i’m going to write a part 2 for you’re wrong so let me know if you want to be tagged! masterlist, NOT MY GIF
word count: 1,018
requested?: no
pairing: spencer reid x reader
summary: just fluff about cuddling everyone’s fav doctor on the jet
The team had just wrapped up a case, it wasn’t pleasant but it also wasn’t the worst - it was average if there was such a thing as an average serial killer.
It was time for the jet ride back and you were quite far from Quantico so the flight was going to be 5 hours.
You were tired, so very tired - you felt every time you fell asleep something in the case happened and woke you up. From this tiredness you knew you didn’t look great, your hair was thrown in a low bun with some piece sticking out, you were in some tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie (dressing for comfort rather than the office), and you had deep bags under your eyes plus you didn’t have the effort to put make-up on to hide this. You were just excited to get on the plane and sleep.
The team boarded the jet ready to go and then you took off, after a little while you get up to get yourself a coffee. You pour yourself a black coffee with 4 scoops of sugar in. “So you take your coffee like pretty boy then?” A voice makes you jump, but you instantly recognise it as Derek’s, “Oh, I never noticed” You said with a yawn. “You’re a profiler - you are meant to notice” He replies with an eyebrow raised. You just hum then go sit next to the ‘pretty boy’ in question who also happens to be your boyfriend.
“Hiya” He smiles at you, you smile back and plop into the chair next to him. You almost relax and close your eyes when,
“Did you wanna play chess?” You yank your eyelids open to see your boyfriends adorable hopeful brown eyes - how could you say no? So you smile lazily and gesture for him to start. The sooner you let him win the sooner you can sleep.
“Checkmate” You don’t even look up, but you laugh and go “Looks that way” you look up and see his eyebrows furrowed. “What’s up?” You half whisper as most the others are asleep with the exception of Hotch who is still going through a case file. “Are you feeling okay?” your concerned boyfriend asks, “Yeah I’m just a little tired so I think I’m going to go to sleep.”
Then it hit Spencer. And concern laces his features.
“Oh my god, when was the last time you slept? You were awake the whole case and thats why you’ve been drinking more coffee than normal!” You just raise an eyebrow and smirk. “Go to sleep right now” he commands. So you close your eyes and feel him drape his very large coat over you and your head falls on his shoulder.
“Aren’t they cute?” JJ’s voice says to Derek who is sat opposite you and Spencer, you’re both asleep with Spencers head on top of yours - you have a small smile on your face while Spencer’s mouth is slightly agape. “Definitely, I’m just glad he’s happy, he deserves it” Derek replies getting ready to exit the now landed jet. “Do we need to send another picture to Garcia?” Prentiss asks, “Already done.” Rossi says waving his phone in the air. Hotch just smiles and decides it’s time to wake you two up.
You groggily walk through the BAU, still half asleep with Spencer’s coat pulled over your shoulders, you were also leaning against Spencer who had his arm over your shoulder and is lightly guiding you in your pretty much sleepy state.
“You two are cuter than those puppy videos I see” You hear and instantly know it’s Garcia, you smile up to her as she enters the elevator you’re in. “See look at this piccy” she beams, “It’s joined my collection - yes I have a collection.” You don’t really have the effort to look up but you feel Spencer’s chest move as he chuckles, “Send me that” He laughs, you didn’t really question it.
Once you get back to your shared apartment it is the early hours of the morning. You flop onto the sofa immediately and allow Spencer to deal with your bags as you feel your eyelids grow heavier.
The next thing you know you hear your phone ringing, you grumble and decide to ignore it, you feel Spencer stir next to you and you realise he must of carried you to be before falling asleep himself. “You know if you don’t answer she’ll call me” Spencer’s gruff voice says as he pulls and arm round you and pulls you into his bare chest, “Spence you are going about this wrong you’re assuming it’s Garcia, it could be just a scam caller” You reply with your eyes still closed. You hear the ringing stop and you let out a sigh of relief.
Then Spencers phone rings. You let out a stream of curse words rubbing your hand over your face mumbling about how you ‘love Garcia but also love sleep’ as Spencer answers his phone with a very sleepy “Hello?”
You’re walking back into the BAU only a mere couple of hours since you left but “Duty awaits” as Garcia says.
“I’m so sorry my baby munchkin I know you’re sleepy but this case requires immediate attention and when I say immediate I mean ASAP” Garcia says to you as you curl into one of the chairs at the conference room.
— A few days later —
The other case was finished and your sleep schedule was sorta back to normal but you still wouldn’t be around if it wasn’t for your friend black coffee.
You board the jet as Hotch speaks about having at least a day off for all of you. You sink into your chair closest to the window as Spencer comes to sit next to you holding to steaming mugs of tea. “Have I told you recently how much I love you” You smile up at him as you flop against him. “Yes but it’s always nice to hear” “I love you” “And I love you too”
a/n: it’s good to be writing again! maybe take me a while to get back into the swing of things so maybe bare with. masterlist, GIF isn’t mine! This also crosses the ‘girls night out’ square off my CM bingo square! @cmbingo
word count: 701 (short i know sorry)
requested?: yes, ‘15 and 31 on the prompt list with Spencer?? hehe luv u’
pairing: spencer reid x reader
summary: maybe you shouldn’t have driven your co workers to work
“Spencer I can’t remember if I told you but I’m going out tonight with Pen, Emily and JJ” You shout while coming out of your shared bedroom and adjusting your last earrings - the finishing touch to your look. “Yeah no you didn’t tell me but Garcia wouldn’t shut up about it all day” Spencer laughs from his position on the sofa glancing up at you before doing a double take “Wow Y/N you look great!” He jumps up from the sofa and comes over to hug you. His head rests on yours and he gives you a kiss on the top of the head. “Aww thank you babe. Sorry I didn’t tell you not all of us have such a good memory” You reply with a wink as you turn towards the door. “Have fun I love you” Spencer smiles as he puts his feet on the coffee table and cracks open a book “Love you too and feet off the table!” You scold and close the door. You get in your car and decide to drive tonight and leave your car at the club if you have too much to drink.
Three hours later and your girls night is in full swing. You realise you’ll have to get a cab home to avoid waking up Spencer to ask for a lift. You tune back into the conversation as JJ is speaking “I just feel like since the kids have grown enough to go to school me and will finally have some time together if you get what I mean” she laughs “Will and I” you cut in chuckling “Oh dear god she’s turning into Spencer!” Emily exclaims “Who are you and what have you done with OUR Y/N?” Garcia grabs you from across the table. You throw your head back laughing and raise your hands in a mock surrender “I’m just saying” you slur, after all you had all gone through a collective three bottles of wine which meant you were all still conscious just slightly tipsy. “Speaking of our wonderful boy genius, what is he like in bed” Garcia slurs “That’s the million dollar question” Emily laughs. You blush profusely and shake your head “I’m not talking about my sex life right now” “Aww boo no fun” JJ joins in on the bullying. Out the corner of your eye you see Emily pull out her phone as it rings - “I gotta take this” She mouths and exists the loud room. You and your other two team mates delve right back into conversation “So you say right now what about after another couple of glasses of wine?” Garcia questions “Maybe” you shrug the question off.
A couple of minutes later Emily returns to the table “I got bad news, we’ve just had an urgent case come in and we have to go to work immediately” She sighs, “Are you guys all okay to go in now? You can sleep off the wine on the jet if you want?” Concern laces her features when she realises you’ve all been drinking. You all agree you’re in an okay state to go work and before you know any different you’re driving three of your co workers to the FBI building after probably drinking more than the limit.
Within 30 minutes the whole team have been briefed and are on the seven hour flight from home (excluding Penelope). You snuggle into Spencer on the sofa under a blanket he brought knowing you probably won’t be in the talkative mood. Your head rests on his shoulder but he knows you aren’t asleep. “So how did you end up getting to work?” He questions innocently. “I drove” you mumble. “You what?!” He shoots up, making you jump, “Emily, JJ, you were okay with this?” He exclaims gathering the attention of the whole jet “Okay with what?” JJ asks in a sleepy state “Y/N driving you all to work” You hear Rossi gasp slightly and you come to realise how it may of not been your best idea. “Why would that be bad?” Emily asks, “I’m drunk” you announce and pinch the bridge your nose. “You’re drunk?” JJ waves her arms, “YOU DROVE US HERE!”
could you do prompt 3 with Spencer please!! him getting a lil jealous of his girl calling another man hot and then Spencer getting the reassurance that he is in fact the hottest? 👀🥺
this was the first time you were coming back from your trip home and you knew there was a new agent called Luke who had joined the BAU due to Derek’s position becoming available. the elevator doors ding and you step out ready to see your boyfriend; but before that a wild Garcia approaches you with a squeal, “How was your trip? Was it good? Did you get home safe?” You laugh at her bombardment of questions and begin conversation. the conversation eventually led to Luke and it was your turn to ask questions “Whats he like? Is he friendly? Will I get on with him?” Garcia just replied with, “Let’s find out” before dragging you into the briefing room where a stranger stood. “Holy fuck he’s hot, why didn’t you tell me he’s hot” You mumble to Garcia as the tall stranger who you now identified as Luke turned around. “You must be Y/N” He greets sticking his hand out “I’m Luke” you shake his hand absentmindedly - you feel Garcia leave you side to present the case while you sit down. the look you gave look went unnoticed by most of the team except for Spencer who heard what you said and it did make him feel a little insecure.
You noticed Spencer was off with you all day which seeing as you hadn’t seen him in 3 weeks was definitely not the reunion you were expecting. eventually you had enough and confronted him, all he replied with “Why don’t you go ask Luke seeing as you think he’s so hot” you sigh and smile knowing whats going on “You’re jealous” you state and Spencer’s head shoots up and tries to defend himself, “I don’t know why your jealous when you’re hotter” Spencer’s cheeks flush red, “Reid, you’re my boyfriend and you’re the hottest, the thing I said about look was just a passing comment - consider it a joke” you can tell that’s cheered Spencer up but now it was your turn to have a bit of fun, “like you’re sooooooo hot” you fake faint and exclaim as the rest of the team enter the room you’re in, dragging all attention to you and Spencer. “Okay I get it” you hear him whine as he begs for you to stop embarrassing him.
A/N: Hi, sorry this took so long I’ve been hella busy and incredibly anxious for no reason but here it is now :), Requests are open!
Key: Y/N - your name
Word Count: 1,552
Pairing: Spencer Reid X Reader
Warnings: alcohol, drunk team
Summary: You pick up the team from a night out and they crash at your place.
Requested?: Yes, ‘can you do 28 with spencer please?’ & ’28 with Spencer being drunk maybe ?’ from this prompt list.
Prompt: ‘Can you pick me up I’m drunk?’
Spencer rarely went out drinking, he often went out with the team after a case but never really drank a lot. He found himself having more fun watching his team as they slowly became intoxicated. Naturally, when Spencer asked if you were okay with him going out with the team you expected him to be back by 11PM having driven himself home as he had only one or two beers, so you said it was fine with you as you had some work you needed to finish off and you knew Spencer would try to drag you away from your computer as it was “unhealthy to use any devices with a LED screen this close to the time you were planning to go to sleep as it keeps your brain awake a further 30 minutes due to the lights.”
However 11PM rolls around and you’re just finishing up your work and you notice there is no sign of Spencer yet. You decide to wait up for a bit longer but you knew he wouldn’t want you losing sleep over him.
Soon enough it’s midnight and still nothing from Spencer. You become a little worried as he is usually so on time and keeps everything in a routine. This is odd for him. However you know he is in safe hand with his team so you decide to just try to get to sleep.
You were never always a light sleeper but after months of dating Spencer, you could wake up at the lightest of sounds due to Spencer coming in and leaving at irregular times you learnt to wake up to say goodbye or hello as he doesn’t like waking you up.
At 3AM you woke to the sound of your phone going off. You were sleepy but noticing Spencer still wasn’t home the worry began to set in. What if something had happened? What if he crashed his car on the way home? What if he’d been abducted? You immediately check the caller ID and see its Spencer, your worry dissipates but you’re still on high alert as this was very unusual for Spencer.
Reluctantly, you answered the phone “Hello?” Your voice came out groggy and sleepy. Spencer immediately picked up on this. “Oh my gosh were you asleep? Did I wake you up? I’m so sorry go back to sleep, ohmygod I’m the worst boyfriend ever.” He slurs. Was he drunk? Now this was new. “Spencer, of course I’m asleep it’s 3 in the morning, and you’re not the worst boyfriend but I hope you called me for a reason?” You question, you hear Spencer sigh on the other side of the phone, “Can you pick me up, I’m drunk? I’m also sure it’s not 3AM it was like 10 two minutes ago.” You stifle a laugh, “I’m on my way, where are you?” “I uh don’t know, hold on,” You sigh and get up deciding just to wear your pyjamas which include one of Spencers button up shirts and some shorts. You grab your keys from the side and are slipping on your shoes, phone held against your ear with your shoulder as you hear in the background, “Derek, where are we?” You can hear Derek laugh as he takes the phone off Reid, “Hey pretty girl, we are at the club off 7th street, please come pick him up I now realise why we don’t let the kid drink.” You let out a genuine laugh and shake your head even though he can’t see you, “Consider me there, do you or anyone else need a ride home?” You query, “Actually yeah, Hotch, JJ and Rossi went early but Reid, Garcia, Kate and I all need a ride.” “Yeah you’ll just about fit in the car, plus as it’s only a 10 minutes drive from ours you are welcome to stay here if you please.” “I would love that and I’m sure the others would too.” “Okay on my way.” You end the call and pull your key out the lock. You make your way to your car and begin driving.
10 minutes later you arrive outside the club and what a sight you see. Both Spencer and Garcia are being held up by Derek and Kate in sat on the sidewalk with glossy eyes. You pull up to the curb and get out the car.
“Right, Garcia, Morgan and Kate your in the back and Spencer your up front with me.” “Hell yeah shotgun” You hear Spencer exclaim while Garcia grumbles about “Needed extra leg room for all this sass.” You lurch the passenger side door open and get Derek to basically carry Spencer in as he has apparently lost all control of his rather long limbs. Next Garcia gets in and slides over, then Kate, and finally Derek tumbles in. With your car full you breath a sigh, why did you offer for them to stay? You laugh to yourself and pull yourself into the drivers side.
“You’re really pretty,” You hear a voice from your side say, “Am I?” You question deciding to take full advantage of drunk Spencer, “Yeah, you look just like my girlfriend.” You hear Derek laugh from the back, “Do I now?” You laugh but try to stay focused on the road. “Yeah her name is Y/N and she’s really pretty, and she’s smart and her favourite colour is red and she’s really small - like really small, but that might just be because I’m tall, an-hey! is that my shirt?” He cuts himself off, “Oh it looks that way doesn’t it?” you reply trying to keep him occupied so he doesn’t fall asleep. “Thats because it is Y/N, or someone who looks a lot like her” You hear Garcia say, “No I’d say from the dopey eyes at Spencer its definitely Y/N.” Kate chimes in. “Plus that’s so Spencers shirt so it has to be.” Says Derek. “Okay you’ve caught me!” You laugh and turn the radio on to try and drown out the slurs of your friends. “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG! TURN IT UP RIGHT NOW!” Garcia screeches from the back making you almost loose control of the car. “Pen I’m driving.” You sigh “If you don’t turn up the radio right now I swear to God I will-“ “Okay turning it up.” You reply not wanting to hear the end of that threat. You were only 3 minutes away from your apartment so it the impromptu karaoke shouldn’t last too long.
After hearing the whole car scream Dancing Queen by ABBA to say you were ready for bed was a mockery. You somehow got Spencer to the door while Derek manages to get the girls up. You unlock the door and practically throw Spencer into your kitchen.
As you get the drunk FBI agents to drink water and chat amongst themselves you pull the two sofa beds out and prepare the spare room. You walk back to see all of the agents leaning into Spencer as he tells a story. What could this be about. “So then Y/N drags me into this closet right, in her parents house and she then-“ “BEDTIME” You shout over Spencer knowing where this story was going, “But pretty boy was just getting started on the story of how you two did the deed at your parents Christmas party.” Derek laughs, “Thats it Morgan you forfeit spare room rights, so it’s between you two girls who wants the spare bed and who wants to take the sofa along with Derek.” Derek fake pouts put moves towards one of the sofa beds and begins to get under the covers, “As much as I’d love and when I say love I mean LOVE to stay with my chocolate thunder I’m taking the spare bed as I need the extra leg room.” Garcia announces and then throws herself towards the spare room. “Guess that leaves me with the sofa.” Kate laughs and begins to get comfortable. “Where do I sleep?” You hear Spencer question, you laugh and pull him up by his hand and drag him to your shared bedroom. He proceeds to fall onto the bed, you somehow get him into his pyjamas but the by the time you had he is already asleep. Much like the rest of the team are as you go and turned the lights out. You shared your head and mutter “Goodnight.” You go into your bedroom and cuddle into Spencer, “I don’t think my girlfriend would like this,” He starts but you cut him off, “Spencer I am your girlfriend and right now, I do like this.” You say as you snuggle into him. He relaxes and soon enough he falls back asleep.
The next morning you stroll into the BAU on lunch break and there you see, all the members of the BAU that stayed at your house with sunglasses on. You laugh and drop Advil on all their desks. You get a chorus of ‘thank yous.’ You then go to Spencers desk and kiss his forehead gently, “I’m never drinking again.” He mumbles, “I think your girlfriend agrees, however I also think she thought it was hilarious, whoever she may be.” You laugh at his confused face - you must explain this to him later.
