#crockercorp

[tipsygnostalgias]

‎‎Enthusiastic ⋲‎‎ "Would you like some tea?" ‎There's an absence ‎‎‎‎ I prefer coffee ‎Burn your tongue ⋲‎‎ "Try the tea." ‎‎Just go numb ‎‎ No thank you, really...

@charm-p love ur music so much... im not sure what the like spoken lyrics are cus i got them from tha ummm miraheze vocalyrics wiki. n e ways

[jynxiezz]

A comedian and a massive fuck off hammer walk into a bar

John Crocker my beloved

[ender--slime]

“Imagine it- this could be you! A loyal clo-EMPLOYEE crafting up delicious recipes for the public, all day long!

Have a recipe that’s perfect for the job?

JOIN CROCKERCORP TODAY! There’s just one week left to apply!”

Jane and Condy’s Bombastic Baking Book^2 Contributor Applications

Hello, and welcome to Jane and Condy’s Bombastic Baking Book….^2!!!!! I’m so happy we get to do another one of these! If you’re new here, th

[noelburger]

u dont gotta be so mean about it :'(

[eyeonyou]

HOMESTUCK TEXTPOSTS: SHRIMPATHY EDITION!

Featuring Eridan with the opposite of charisma and Karkat with Every Bad Quad Choice (affectionate).

(I would like to extend my eternal thanks to homestuck rip blogs, in particular the invaluable @mspaintripventure)

[clowncarousel]

been having visions since that update came out and, well

[sleepyfellow03]

oh my god

leprechaun (the felt) romance charms are inspired by shapes found in Lucky Charms (cereal), which is produced by irl crockercorp

source: Leprechaun | MS Paint Adventures Wiki | Fandom

EDIT: the company that makes the cereal is not a subsidiary of irl crockercorp, but it is the other way around.

[dibshizart]

Pink and blue