EYEONYSUS

Alien smut peddler

[eyeonyou]

Greetings and salutations - I’m told a pinned post is Customary. I do not identify with gender on the whole. Call me EYE :>

Act in good faith, if you would like to have a sustained interaction. TERFS DNI; it will save us both the time I spend blocking you.

This blog is largely just things I find entertaining, and Homestuck. My art tag is ‘#cesspitrad.’ Textposts can found under '#homestuck textposts' and My Immortalstuck under '#my immortalstuck.'

I write (mostly) Homestuck fanfiction at Le_VI on AO3. What it is to live. Welcome!

(Side note: I am clinically diagnosed with ASD. I will act in good faith in most cases, but I can struggle to convey/understand tone appropriately. I would ask that you be diplomatic when possible)

[ulan-bator]

[wisedreamdelusion]

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

[kaijutegu]

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 1

Lyonel Baratheon (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)

Kermit the frog (The Muppets)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 9

Dad Egbert (Homestuck)

Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 15

Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)

Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 27

Arthur Cervero (Ordem Paranormal)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls & The Book of Bill)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

Bill art by @spoonyspine

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 38

Hipswitch (bastards vs zombies)

Jeffrey (my room)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

Hipswitch design by @glowbat

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 42

Papyrus (Undertale)

Hannibal Lector (Hannibal Tv show)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 62

Puddleglum (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 66

The Doorman (Deadlock)

Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 68

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A)

Vox / Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 75

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

Cecil art is by @littleulvar

[thememedaddy]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[teaboot]

As the resident clothing person in my family of Freaks (affectionate) with five hundred sensory sensitivities and no interest in Dressing Themselves Like The Adults They Are (this is fine and something we joke about) I am having Incredible And Genuine Amounts Of Fun scientifically quizzing and studying each of them individually like a bug in order to hunt down new stuff that 1. They will WEAR, and 2. They will Not Look Like A Trash Bag On The Freeway while wearing.

One of them has been receiving free company tee-shirts from his boss, who we believe suspects him to be homeless

[teaboot]

Is there any way to tell a child too young to get a job who keeps skipping school "listen, I get that you're a homeless teen and I'm a mall cop, but I'm working on an art installation and if you need something to do then I will pay you a crisp canadian dollar for every fully intact acorn bigger than your thumb that you can fit into this ziplock bag" that doesn't quickly devolve into "city's strangest tree pervert employs child labor for what locals can only assume to be a bizarre private squirrel fantasy"