#crocpot text posts

[smellygnome]

me(romantically): you know we could call our friendgroup a platonic polycule to piss off some asshole on the internet

[smellygnome]

the moon is mother, i don't make the rules that's just how it is.

[smellygnome]

me with the most sinister darkness in my eyes, my fist clutched so forcefully that my nails dig into my skin and begin to bleed, two microscopic beady red dots in the center of my black eyes as my face whitens from sickness:

"they are me fr."

[smellygnome]

ah yes, the three genders

i want them

i want to be them

they are me fr

a secret fourth thing (they are ACTUALLY me, in a more sinister darker way)

[smellygnome]

ah yes, the two genders

freak

geek

[smellygnome]

ah yes, the two genders:

freak

freaky

(both of them match each other's freak)

[smellygnome]

the absolute greatest thjng the internet ever did is make the lol like a period. like here on the web everyone ends their sentences with a quick laughing out loud lol

[smellygnome]

me when i see someone who makes art of little creatures/critters that i don't follow: oooooohhhhh yes i willl