#random toughts

[al-404]

Garp and Sengoku hearing the news that the Pirate King is about to marry a real powerful pirate. An alliance the Marine doesn't like at all since it just increased the King's power.

Sengoku going to Garp, kicking the door, shouting "Garp, is your fucking family again!"

And Garps just waves the newspaper with the photo of the Pirate King and his future husband in his face and says:

"Well, actually, your grandson is marrying mine, so, is OUR fucking family now!"

[treyzth]

Do ya all think that car cleaning products are like personal hygiene products for Cybertronians, like.:

Ad: "New vehicle air freshener, eliminates bad smell."

Reader: We should get you one of those.

Cybertronian: Excuse me?

[k1raichan]

Simon Riley who can't get a hint 18+

Warnings: MDNI fem genital reader no pronouns tho

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Simon who can't get a fucking hint about what you want.

For what he is, a soldier, he really can't understand what you want. And it's driving you insane every time you guys get intimate.

Not that it took a really while for you guys to get intimate too- you know who he is, what he went through.. but appearing with a pill and a smile when he agreed for the first time.

Simon took one glance at the pill. Then open the internet. Searching the side effects.

You can make a blanket with all that's written (yes he read it all).

So when he turned back to you? "No." And that's as the end of the conversation as Simon opened the condom he bought with him instead (yes he was prepared too).

He really can't get a hint can he..

Now don't get me wrong, it's of course cute and very considerate that he thinks about your comfort for later on..

But how hard is it to understand you want his cum in??

It felt like every time he cum in to that plastic instead, you felt it go on a waste.

So you tried to show it to him with blowjobs instead. That you wanted it.

He just said "Better return the gift.." and go down on you instead.

Sighhh..

The first time when you finally said it? Holding his wrist before Simon can put on the condom?? That you want it in???

Yeah that's when he didn't hold back at all.

And the intimacy you had back then was the most mindblowing one. You weren't sure how many times he came in, filled you again and again, overflowing and overstimulated for sure.

While Simon? He only grabbed your chin, looking at your almost dumb, teary face and lean in to your ear to ask "'s what you wanted?"

Yeah maybe (for sure) he won't use condoms ever again unless you specifically ask him to. Why should Simon when he can just fill you up? Watch it to leak, push it back in with his fingers/cock then give you another creampie?

It's his favorite thing to do now.

And the tought of you leaking him still when he is in deployment.. perfect. Truly.

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[pigulki]

Pewnego dnia pojawi się ktoś kto mimo, że nie lubi tańczyć zatańczy z Tobą bo nie chodzi o taniec, chodzi o Ciebie.

[shesinbipolaris]

(If found, please don't return it to me)

[inthemoodforblastt]

All things considered, Snirius seems less problematic to me than it looks, because basically both Severus and Sirius are two single guys who are not canonically married to women and don’t canonically have children with those women either. So shipping them doesn’t mean shitting on their canonical partners —who happen to be women— because they don’t have any but you're not ready for this conversation yet.

[hanna-water]

immer wenn ich mir die Hörk-Umarmung in BiD anschaue, muss ich daran denken dass die Tonspur von Adams erschrockenem "oh Gott entschuldige, entschuldige. Es tut mir leid, es tut mir leid, es tut mir-" auch exakt seine Reaktion wäre nachdem er Leo zum ersten mal spontan geküsst hätte. 😆 Natürlich nur bis Leo ihn zurück küsst und ihm klar wird, dass Leo das genau so sehr will wie er. ❤ und minus Leos "man, Adam..."

[kuatzito]

Ok so, we all love that troupe that when Dib and Zim kiss Zim's tongue will burn because the human body is made of 70% water and shit and blah blah blah— BUT, what if the Irken's saliva (or blood or idk) was a little bit acid too? I like to think(after reading MUCH fanfiction) that its sweet but like, IT FUCKING BURNS, like those candy you put on your mouth and they pop, it would be funny asf honestly.