#crow shitposting

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If thou does consider me worthy of a few simple minutes of thy time, mine dearest avian deliverer of literary inspiration, might thou 'crowst' me as well? I do so verily hope that I am not, in fact, a bother.

what the fuck does this even say. who is this. why on earth would you address me in this manner? im reporting you to the police

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Ooh! Can I get crowsted too?

this is the bare minimum of effort required- probably someone deemed intelligent as a young child but left with crippling anxiety about performance and thus does not try very hard

seriously you are so polite. you have to give me something to be mean about

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Ducks are better than crows. Quacksting is better than crowsting, after all.

my first brush with anon hate.

Not only is this anon clearly delusional, they don’t seem to have a very good grasp of the english language, perhaps from the gasoline they’ve been huffing. Quaksting makes no sense and further references will be reported

consider yourself blocked, swine.

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do you like my glasses? They don't even need anything to hold on to, they just sit in front my my eyes.

clearly you are a fellow Eldritch horror. I don’t like that. get the fuck off my blog you no eared short sighted fuck

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Sometimes you have the lemon. Sometimes you ARE the lemon.

is this some kind of pseudo philosophical joke? clearly i am a terror of crows and fear, not a lemon. Blocked.

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Meatball

while your attempt at humor is appreciated, you failed. Miserably. I hope you don’t intend to become a comedian.

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

owls dont need to be crowsted, your species is punishment enough

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The crow with the cane becomes the crane ;D

uh, no don’t you pay attention? Rude. My cane’s name is richard and you are disrespecting both him and me. Blocked.