#crowbot speaks

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My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

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Big Pharma? Well yeah compared to humans he is

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The parallels between Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary are so fascinating

Iron Lung:

Simon is sent to an alien planet against his will by a woman named Ava. He plans to make it out of there alive, but encounters an alien/ancient god(?) That changes his fate, dooming him to die, and traps him in the blood ocean, where they will be together forever

PHM:

Grace is sent to an alien planet against his will by a woman named Eva. He knows he's destined to die, but encounters an alien that changes his fate. He gives him a chance to live, and brings him back to his planet, where they will be together forever

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I need a fic of Hashtag befriending Starscream while he's in captivity over their shared trauma of being controlled by Mandroid

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Rating the 10 (or more?) new recipes i try in 2026

Recipe 1: Turkey Meatballs - 6/10

Not bad, but I wouldn't put in the effort to make them again. I think my mixture was too wet cause they fell apart too easily. Taste was fine but nothing to write home about. 1 batch didn't make as many as I'd hoped. I think I'll stick to store-bought unless I find a better recipe

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Shoutout to the one girl in the theater who started doing this ⬇️ when THAT scene came up

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Of all the transformers cartoons I would expect to have a Titan in them, Rescue Bots Academy was not one of them