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[sunsage]

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Send me a 🕳️ or "post me" and I will make a text shitpost with your muse

[isolaradiale]

hello, can i get a hiatus for gus (the owl house) please? i've been holding on by a thread so this is for my sanity ;;; today is 10/24

Gus will be placed on hiatus for you!

– ⋆ diadem.

[impinged]

✂️!!!

FUNNYJOKESPUNS!!

You're no stranger to rummaging around libraries. Whether they be public or secret, full of books you can read or can't, you are... well, you're not nosy, but they're good places to look, right? Something like that.

In any case, you are indeed looking... for... something. You're not really sure what. You'll know it when you see it, you guess. What you do not notice, however, is the haphazard way in which you scrounge around. Putting books back rather precariously, noting certain spines for later inspection when you're not so specifically searching.

This all, of course, leads to a fitting outcome, given your blatant disregard for safety.

A book falls and bonks you right on the head. Ow. You place a hand on the now sore spot, and adjust your pointy hat. But you do not lament!! Fortunately, this event has knocked quite the joke to the forefront of your mind now. Standing upright, you flash a devious smirk and confess.........

"Ah... I only have myshelf to blame..."

[bitemedotmp3]

‘I believe the kids say, you ‘pogged’ it’

Do they say that? Uzi's so behind on teenage slang that she's still not sure what rizz means, and skibidi is just right out. But she has to match the energy, or else she'll be a laughingstock at school again- is there even a school in this place? She hasn't thought of that yet. If she's finally free from the shackles of- She's getting off track here, back to the slang.

"Chat, is... is that real?" she says, with only a smidge of uncertainty.

The other boy looks at her- judgmentally? Then he nods, and speaks again. "That's so ohio."

She's in. "Fanum tax."

"Gyatt."

"Real alpha."

"Chad W!"

"Very sus!"

"Sigma!"

Uzi stands proudly, having communicated in a way that is, presumably, completely intelligible to the other boy. There may not be any classrooms here, but she's achieved a passing grade in conversation, which is a very normal thing to think.

The other boy leans in; he's a little taller than her, but not by much, and Uzi has to crane her head back to meet him. "Alright, you gotta tell me... What does any of that mean?"

The only sound in the air is the gentle hum of Uzi's processor as it tries to light itself on fire. "I... I don't know! I thought you did!"

"No! But you were saying it all so confidently that I figured you must have! I thought you were one of those... what are they called, computers. A repository for human knowledge!" His eyes sparkle as he speaks. "I've got so many questions!"

"Bite me, not a computer! And they're all dead!" snaps Uzi. "At least, they are where I come from. All of them died. I'd never met a human before coming here. A live one, I mean."

The sparkles fade. "Oh. Really?"

"Yeah."

There's no sound in the air now. Uzi feels... not guilty, but maybe awkward? She should at least try to salvage things, but she only knows one or two things about humans. "Do you... know about anime? Humans invented it, I think."

"Yeah, Luz told me about that. Why?"

"I have a couple terabytes saved on my computer- Not me, like, my computer at home. If you want, I could show you-"

And the sparkles are back. "Really? From context I assume that's a lot! I'd love to!"

He's a little too close, and Uzi steps back. "I-I mean, it's no big deal, I just do a lot of pirating-"

"And you're a pirate? This is just getting better and better!"

"Uh, sure. We'll find something to watch; humans may have messed up a lot, but they did make some good anime." The energy is more upbeat now, and Uzi's glad she hasn't killed anything but vibes in this city. "Lucky for you, you have an expert to guide you. Now, how much time do you have? Have you ever heard of Naruto?"

[snackleader]

switcheroo! :O

Augustus 'Gus' Porter

Craft Type: Paper (Creative Craft)

Gus Porter is a student in one of the many Houses of Change in Jouvente, which is a little strange because he's still a kid. But that doesn't change a House's willingness to teach someone if they want to learn. Perhaps this made him a little strange. This particular House focuses heavily in experimental Craft, resulting in him having a very different Crafting experience than the average person. Likewise, due to growing up associated with such a House from such an early age, Gus is a very skilled Crafter, using a variation of Creative Craft to create illusions. In this, he's particularly skilled and considered somewhat of a genius. However, his skill is limited by him being somewhat sheltered from the outside world. The result of him spending so much like in the House is an assumption that people have a lot more Craft knowledge than they actually do, assuming things are common sense when they are not.

Craft:

Copy Paste: Support (Paper) type. Creates a copy. On the next turn there is a 50% chance that the copy will take damage instead of Gus. Once the copy takes damage, it is destroyed.

Paper Jam: Paper type. Light paper damage to one enemy and significantly decrease their speed.

Bold Statement: Support type. Increases all allies attack for the next two turns.

[isolaradiale]

okiedoke, i'm hoping to reapp gus porter from the owl house!

Welcome back to colorful Isola Radiale, Gus!

You will be housed in HOUSE 119.

You will retain everything you had on your previous stay.

Enjoy your stay!

*Aspidiske

[isolaradiale]

hi there, i need to drop gus (the owl house) for the time being! he was in townhouse 204.

gus' drop will be noted!

– mod pleiades.

[isolaradiale]

hi there, i need to put gus porter (the owl house) on semi-hiatus due to a recent loss. today's 1/17

Sending you so many hugs!! Noted for you!

--Mod Lyra