#crowley headcannons

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SPN Crowley, it had been a stressful day but his SO had something planned they sit him down when he gets in their shared room "I have a surprise for you!" They hand him a box and inside is an ultrasound picture and a onesie that had "Daddy's little demon" on it. "I'm pregnant!"

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Crowley Learning his S/O is Pregnant

Crowley had an odd relationship with everyone and everything

He was a demon so humans and angels turned out to hate him naturally

Yet he wasn’t exactly on Lucifer’s good side so he wasn’t exactly welcomed them either

It was his own special purgatory, an in between he’ll where only he belongs and doesn’t belong, where he was alone and just… treading…

He had found you, the two of you meeting by accident, and oddly enough for a human you’ve had worked with demons as well

Sorta…

You were possessed for a little while, knew a couple of hunters that’s helped that weren’t the ones he’s mentioned (Sam and Dean), but seeing as he was the odd man out and you could never live a normal peaceful life again you two got along well

You were really the only people the both of you had

So one afternoon, on a particularly bad evening for the demon, he’d come home just to plop down on the couch and groan angrily

You noticed his bad attitude, but instead of concern you could only smile, because if what you had to tell him didn’t make him smile then all else was lost

When Crowley noticed your buzzing excitement, he couldn’t help but look at you strange

He was about to make some smart ass comment, but he couldn’t!

You had shoved something in his hands from your own, too excited to talk yet obviously wanting him to know something

He looked at the piece of paper you forced him to have oddly at first (he’s looking at the wrong side lol so there’s probably just dates and numbers), before flipping it and seeing the truth

Because there was a blurry grey photo, a shape somewhere in there (he couldn’t make it out), but it didn’t matter because the words “daddy’s little demon” was enough to make him understand

Crowley stared at the ultrasound shocked for a moment, almost looking confused, before smiling up at you tiredly

(He still had a long day and he’s sorta jaded, but this is a big reaction for him at the moment)

“This is wonderful news…” he stated as tired as he looked

You managed a laugh as you sat in his lap, the two of you hugging to celebrate the happy occasion

“I just can’t wait to see what it may be” you joked

You were possessed by a demon, not impregnanyed by one after all

Until now…

[queer-dancing-fandom-nerd]

Things Crowley (probably) invented / started

The Imperial System of measurement

concrete brutalism

red Solo cups

barbed wires

thin toilet paper

kazoos

US DMV

splinters

earbud wires

planking

The California Gold Rush

energy drinks

finals

elevator music

uneven stairs

flat pillows

the fact that in the US, the sticker price does not include sales tax

anti-loitering mosquito device

fake pockets

Crazy Frog

porn bots

codified spelling

reality tv

automatic updates when devices are most needed

Uber

hard erasers

pop up ads

auto tune

metal lockers

USB-C

standardized test bubble sheets

automatic stapler guns

front lawns

captcha codes

psalms

pining

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Crowley with a Human S/O headcannons

Good Omens Crowley, not Supernatural Crowley. (Some spoilers!) -Gender Neutral Reader-

Likely meeting through Aziraphale or the book shop.

Very awkward first meeting, kind of tense until Aziraphale shows up and starts the introduction process. Then it gets better from there.

He's slow to ask you out. He's a demon and while you don't know this, he does. Crowley is worried about the problems it may arise.

Him being very reluctant on telling you he's a demon. It probably comes out as an accident or through Aziraphale saying too much.

Low-key, him being worried about scaring you. Hello? He's a demon, you're a human. He sees some major problems with how everything could work out.

Has to come clean about Armageddon much quicker than intended because with you two dating, there's bound to be demons after you.

Having a laugh with him whenever he comes home dressed as the Nanny.

Taking care of the plants with him. Though he is very strict, and he does the watering and scaring them. You just comfort the plants whenever he is gone and away.

Most of the time, he takes you along wherever he goes. Unless Aziraphale is there, then you can hang out with him.

A mutual understanding whenever he hangs out with Aziraphale a lot. He's a demon, and Angel is one of the few friends he has.

"Pack your bags, we're going to Alpha Centuri."

Shutting him down on that proposition, even after he said he'd do miracle a way so you could come with him.

Him being pouty whenever you tell him no.

You needing to comfort him whenever Aziraphale 'dies'. He starts to go through mourning, and he needs you as more than a designated driver then. He needs a shoulder to cry on.

Takes you to Armageddon with him, having you behind his back the whole time until the trials. He locks you in a room in his apartment.

He'd rather you be safe and mad at him than lose you. Though he won't tell anyone (besides maybe you) this.

Understanding he hates getting called 'nice' or 'soft'. Instead you find synonyms that aren't four-lettered. like Understanding and caring.

Taking you to the Ritz and ordering nice champagne for the two of you.

Him watching you when you eat??? It's weird, but that's Crowley for you.

You being his (and sometimes Aziraphales) Designated driver.

Going on long car rides in his Bentley.

Making CD's full of his favorite songs and buying ones that you think he'd like.

'Crazy Little Thing Called Love' by Queen being your song. You bet you two will be dancing to this song on the head of a pin

Him slowly wearing his glasses less and less around you. He definitely likes when you steal his sunglasses.

Him pulling the snake head scare on you only once during an argument and never, ever doing that again to you. (Legend has it he still feels guilty to this day)

PDA being whatever you're comfortable with. He likes to have an arm around your waist through. It keeps you close, though his fancy strut makes you two bump hips.

Him giving you his jacket out of nowhere. Doesn't matter if you're cold or not. It's his subtle way of telling people that you're his without getting super possessive or showy.

Him 'tempting' you into getting a snake tattoo. Much like the one he has on his face, he'd love if you got a matching one. If not, anywhere else will do.

Prank wars. Despite being a demon, and he loves a good prank or joke. Loves to pull them on you, but hates to be on the receiving end though.

Him definitely avoiding the full 'Im a demon and you're a human, what happens when you get older' conversation.

He just wants to enjoy his time with you while he has it, though he is definitely on the watch for anything that tried to cut your time together shorter.

Special thanks to @thatonemultifandombeast for commenting and encouraging me to write this!

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Crowley HCs - how he smells

So as a demon he can manifest the scent.

He would choose Freshly Baked apple pie, just out of the oven, with crunchy soft buttery pastry and only the sweetest apples. WHY, you ask?

It would amuse him. After all, gluttony is technically a sin (and yes, I know its not the actual biblical defininition of the sin but just roll with it): therefore "tempting" random poeple around him to eat extra desserts is technically doing his job as the Big Bad Demon Who Is Not Nice(TM).

Also an amusing joke...you know apples as the forbidden fruit Eve ate, and Crowly being the original tempter.

It would also comfort him, since he associates cakes and sweets with His Angel(TM).

It would also tempt His Angel(TM) to go with him to eat nice cakes, which we all know leads to his Please Love Me (And Maybe Fuck Me)(TM) look of utter adoration.

But his true scent, his favourite one?

Strawberrys. And not just because I love strawberries. Or maybe because I like strawberries...

They smell sweet, and Crowley the Big Bad Demon Who Is Not Nice(TM) is also sweet

Also red hair, red strawberries.

Aziraphale, being one who eats fancy cakes, would like strawberries (they are often used as a garnish). Also strawberry and cream is a popular filling for crepes.

And well, because I like strawberries; and may or may not identify with Crowley strongly; and may or may not be hungry and craving strawberry and cream crepes...fine I admit it. The point still stands.

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Not to ramble but I would love to see Crowley scream at the Heavens. Just let him go off about all the stuff he’d seen and even heard what Aziraphale was ordered to do. I just want him to Zuko style scream his lungs out and watch his humanity break through like a lightning bolt. I want an Anthony J. Crowley who despite working against humans would do anything for them just as Aziraphale would because he sees what a little love can do. But like snarky pent up snake man trying to get his ineffable partner to just hold his hand for one second is good too.