Awkwardness

Hey Everyone! I'm Awkwardness, but you call me Awkward! Full time retail worker and part time Tumblr user/Writer. I don't know what else to say. (Requests are open!!!) Ask box: 0 🥳

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A new fandom has been added!!

I now will write for Astarion in Baldur's gate! I have been quickly obsessed with him, and like to think that I've got his character to a place that I now know how to write for him! So, with that, he can now be requested for scenarios/aus as well!!! :D

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For reference:

And this is subject to change based on what I'm comfortable with. If you have any requests you're unsure of, just let me know and I'll answer. <3

Things I won't write–

minor x adult

Yandere

Non-con

Necrophilia

Water sports

Scat

Things I am open to writing–

Gore/violence

Angst and Hurt/comfort

X readers

X male reader

Nsfw

Character death (this one I'm... Slightly iffy on? If I can figure out how to do it right, and have it make sense/be meaningful, I will)

(This is all that I can really think of in one sitting. More will probably come when I can remember what to put on this list?)

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Hello everyone! It's been a long while since I've written, but....

I'm gonna try to get back into writing again! Here are some of the things I would like to write more for/have plans for:

Security Breach (I just recently got into this and I would love some ideas!)

This one is like, huge for me right now. I'd ideally love some ideas for SunDrop and MoonDrop, because I adore them, but I would also do some Glamrock Freddy. Maybe even some more, if I find the right motivation/prompt?

My Hero Academia

This one has a bunch... I love writing the villains, mainly about Dabi, but I'll try and branch out some. Heroes– There's Hawks, Aizawa, Present Mic/Hizashi, and I'm probably forgetting some there. And then class 1-A has some really good characters I'd be happy to write for.

Ouran High School Host Club

Mostly, any of the main cast in the host club

Marvel

Characters: Thor, Loki, Bucky, Spiderman, Ironman, Captain America, more to be seen?

.... Maybe some Creepypasta?

Specifically, maybe some Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, Slenderman, and some more of the popular ones I know of.

Maybe some Fantasy world OC's, if you guys are into that/like monsters

Also!! Let me know if there's anything you want to see! Requests are still open!

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Crowley with a Human S/O headcannons

Good Omens Crowley, not Supernatural Crowley. (Some spoilers!) -Gender Neutral Reader-

Likely meeting through Aziraphale or the book shop.

Very awkward first meeting, kind of tense until Aziraphale shows up and starts the introduction process. Then it gets better from there.

He's slow to ask you out. He's a demon and while you don't know this, he does. Crowley is worried about the problems it may arise.

Him being very reluctant on telling you he's a demon. It probably comes out as an accident or through Aziraphale saying too much.

Low-key, him being worried about scaring you. Hello? He's a demon, you're a human. He sees some major problems with how everything could work out.

Has to come clean about Armageddon much quicker than intended because with you two dating, there's bound to be demons after you.

Having a laugh with him whenever he comes home dressed as the Nanny.

Taking care of the plants with him. Though he is very strict, and he does the watering and scaring them. You just comfort the plants whenever he is gone and away.

Most of the time, he takes you along wherever he goes. Unless Aziraphale is there, then you can hang out with him.

A mutual understanding whenever he hangs out with Aziraphale a lot. He's a demon, and Angel is one of the few friends he has.

"Pack your bags, we're going to Alpha Centuri."

Shutting him down on that proposition, even after he said he'd do miracle a way so you could come with him.

Him being pouty whenever you tell him no.

You needing to comfort him whenever Aziraphale 'dies'. He starts to go through mourning, and he needs you as more than a designated driver then. He needs a shoulder to cry on.

Takes you to Armageddon with him, having you behind his back the whole time until the trials. He locks you in a room in his apartment.

He'd rather you be safe and mad at him than lose you. Though he won't tell anyone (besides maybe you) this.

Understanding he hates getting called 'nice' or 'soft'. Instead you find synonyms that aren't four-lettered. like Understanding and caring.

Taking you to the Ritz and ordering nice champagne for the two of you.

Him watching you when you eat??? It's weird, but that's Crowley for you.

You being his (and sometimes Aziraphales) Designated driver.

Going on long car rides in his Bentley.

Making CD's full of his favorite songs and buying ones that you think he'd like.

'Crazy Little Thing Called Love' by Queen being your song. You bet you two will be dancing to this song on the head of a pin

Him slowly wearing his glasses less and less around you. He definitely likes when you steal his sunglasses.

Him pulling the snake head scare on you only once during an argument and never, ever doing that again to you. (Legend has it he still feels guilty to this day)

PDA being whatever you're comfortable with. He likes to have an arm around your waist through. It keeps you close, though his fancy strut makes you two bump hips.

Him giving you his jacket out of nowhere. Doesn't matter if you're cold or not. It's his subtle way of telling people that you're his without getting super possessive or showy.

Him 'tempting' you into getting a snake tattoo. Much like the one he has on his face, he'd love if you got a matching one. If not, anywhere else will do.

Prank wars. Despite being a demon, and he loves a good prank or joke. Loves to pull them on you, but hates to be on the receiving end though.

Him definitely avoiding the full 'Im a demon and you're a human, what happens when you get older' conversation.

He just wants to enjoy his time with you while he has it, though he is definitely on the watch for anything that tried to cut your time together shorter.

Special thanks to @thatonemultifandombeast for commenting and encouraging me to write this!

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Aziraphale and human S/O headcannons

I watched Good omens, and I'm in love with the small series, so here's this random spew of Headcannons. (A few spoilers, beware!) -gender neutral reader-

He's definitely soft for his human lover.

He miracles small things that he hopes won't be too noticeable.

Likely, you are dating already before he tells you about the full 'Im an angel and I'm working with a demon to stop Armageddon.'

Crowley being the one to push Aziraphale into telling you.

He apologizes profusely for not telling you, but he did have a good reason.

Takes you to The Ritz as an apology, making a date out of it.

Tries to keep you in the dark as much as he can about The Great Plan as much as he can.

Aziraphale being scared that another angel might use you for leverage in a bad situation.

Crowley offering to take you to Alpha Centuri as well for Aziraphale.

Being absolutely terrified when the fire breaks out.

Whether or not you were there when it happens, when you see the fire, you see the fire and your first instinct is to look for Aziraphale.

Of course, being human means you can only take so much smoke inhalation and heat, and Crowley being the one to drag you out of there.

Crowley trying his best to get along with you, since you were Angel's favorite human.

The event bringing you and Crowley closer since you started to mourn together.

Aziraphale in Miss Tracy's body confusing the heck out of you because you missed him, but don't want to kiss someone else even if he is possessing them.

Whenever Crowley or Aziraphale does something, one of them (if not both) has to take you along. Just for safety reasons.

Aziraphale keeping you beside him, all up until the time for the trials. Then, he has you hide at Crowley's apartment.

Him taking no chance when it comes to your safety. You're human and once you die, he can't miracle you back. So he doesn't want to take any chances.

After the switch, he gladly comes and picks you up for a date/celebration of the world not ending.

Him still getting alarmed whenever there is really bad weather because of the inner fear that Armageddon may start again.

Curling up on the coach and drinking cocoa together is a common date.

Cuddling and reading books together is main part of your schedule, and is done at least once daily.

Helping him to organize books, but he does the ones up high because he doesn't want you to fall.

Playing along with his magic tricks despite seeing through them.

Loving his wiggles™ when he gets excited.

He loves to see you in his outer coat, or tartan. He just loves it when you match.

Steal his glasses. He'd take one look at you and would turn to putty. He'd be confused to where they went but once he sees you, boom, he falls in love all over again.

Him not minding small PDA, but won't do anything huge. He'll hold hands and maybe kiss your cheek or temple, but not much other than that.

Defending him if Gabriel comes to bother him.

Sushi dates! This bad boy loves sushi, and will gladly take you to the best place in Japan with the snap of a finger if you ask.

He loves to feed the ducks, so if you'd go with him it'd make his day.

He'll gladly take things slow with you, happy to have time now that the world isn't going to end.

His name can be a mouthful, so he encourages you to either shorten it or give him a nickname.

Ex: Zira, Azi, Angel Halo, Wings, anything that's not rude. So don't call him pudgy or something mean. It'd break his heart, his face would fall, his hopes would be broken, and he'd take it too much to heart. Don't hurt the poor angel.

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Spencer Reid's S/O headcannons

Dating for a while before meeting the man's team.

Likely keeping it hidden from the team, but them catching on anyways.

"Whatca smiling at Reid?" "Oh nothing"

Him being more determined to make it home to you.

If you are in a college course for anything, he definitely will help you study in his free time.

Probably already has books on the subject.

Meeting Morgan first before the rest of the team.

Garcia figuring out all about who you are due to her computer skills. She looks into your family history for 'research purposes'. She just wants best for her team.

Him not liking technology so much, so you write little letters and stick them in pouches on his vest.

He mostly finds them after missions on the jet, or when he has small breaks where there is no new information and his mind is running.

Despite not liking technology so much, if a case hits home, or is just really unsettling, he might pick up a payphone and call you to check in.

Spencer writing random facts on post-it notes and leaving them for you to find.

I.e, on a coffee maker, there'll be a note saying something like 'Coffee beans are actually seeds. They're are called beans because of their resemblance to legumes' (I just looked that up, not my fact)

Grumbling about those notes and how you just want coffee, but loving them nonetheless.

Reid doesn't like shaking hands, so you can Infer that he doesn't like holding hands.

However, he might do something minimal, like linking pinkies.

I do think he would enjoy getting his hair played with after missions. Like, he'd lay his head on your lap and let you play with his hair while relaxing on the couch.

Him rambling on and on to you about sociology and such, and smiling while he speaks. Encouraging to keep him going once he finds out he's rambling.

"Sorry, sometimes I just get excited." "No no no, go on. You were talking about the subconcious?" "Oh yeah! Did you know that..." And so forth.

Giving you a morning or nightly quote (like in the episodes how they do they quotes).

Making book recommendations for each other.

Leaving notes in the book for each other. I.e. 'the next page is factually incorrect, in a real case, such wouldn't be possible.' or something like that.

Having to be really careful if Maeve is brought up. That was really hard on him and you have to understand that. You can't get mad at him for being hurt by that event. That was traumatic.

Understanding not to touch his book of 'The Narrative of John Smith' (which is the book Maeve gave him.)

Date nights aren't anything huge and extravagant. Most of the time, it's gonna be small restaurants, or at home dates. Don't expect diamonds and pearls or 300$ wines.

Small gifts between the two of you, would include things like books, puzzles, rubix cubes, or handwritten notes.

Any argument being resolved shortly after happening. They usually last a day at most, but anything longer then that and there's a mutual panic of losing the other.

Reid wants kids one day, that's already known. But he will most likely wait until marriage to bring that up.

Having an old-fashioned love between you both. Phones aren't needed to say I love you, you both disliking revealing clothes and the weird confusing trends, handwriting letters and notes instead of texting an abbreviated message, things like that.

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Thor Headcannons with Avenger S/O

Y'all liked Thor so much the last time, I decided to write him again.

Has to be paired with his S/O for missions. Otherwise he won't have any focus.

Mutual hype and mutual nervousness about missions. The vibes kinda bounce to the other person and they feel it.

If one of you are gone on a mission, the other will kinda mope around the tower.

Thor will definitely binge eat Poptarts while you are gone and will watch your favorite shows until you're back.

If he's gone, you find one of his red capes and wear it like a blanket around the tower.

Tony fake gagging Everytime he sees you two showing any type of affection. Will definitely make a show about it, even though he totally agrees you two are amazing together.

You taking Thor out on dates to do mundane tasks to introduce him to Midgardian culture.

"We are going to the world of Wally-Mart." "It's Wal-Mart darling." "That's what I said."

If y'all get in an petty argument, mjolnir will be in the most inconveniencing of places. On the toilet lid, in front of the fridge, about a foot from a door so you have to squeeze through, petty things but not dangerous things.

Tony having to step in because he was tired and just wanted a cup of coffee one morning but mjolnir just so happened to be there.

Probably meeting when Loki invades earth.

Getting used to Loki takes time. He's not the easiest character to warm up to. But he's your boyfriend's brother. You gotta try.

Definitely playing nurse whenever Loki stabs Thor. It's an issue but you can't stop Loki, and you've tried.

Leaving small braids in Thor hair, and convincing him they are 'War braids' so he will keep them in.

That becoming a small tradition you do before each mission.

Him getting amused and small, normal (to you) things and bringing them to you to explain what they are.

You have a shelf of knickknacks that he brings you. Seashells, a magnifying glass, a rubix cube, and even Avenger merchandise with himself or you on it.

He loves avengers merchandise with you or him on it. He's a sucker for them, and will buy whatever it is you take it home to you.

"Look, it's a cup! With Mjolnir on it!" or "This shirt has *your logo or trademark weapon*!!"

Him asking if you can pick up Mjolnir becomes a running joke between you.

Even though you can't, he says you should be able to, since you're going to rule Asgard with him as his queen.

Absolutely using 'My Queen' as an affection term, and you calling him "King Thunder" or "Thunder King" or something to that likeness because it's just become the obvious at this point.

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Angsty Alphabet

I see the nsfw and the fluff alphabets, but I never saw any angst ones! One per character please!

A- Accident, Would they blame themselves if you died in an accident?

B- Break up, How would they deal with one?

C-Crying, Are they much of a crier?

D-Death, How do they deal with any death?

E-Emotion, What’s the emotion they tend to push away the most?

F-Frustrated, How much would it take to push them off the edge?

G-Great Pain, What is the most painful thing they have witnessed?

H-Humiliation, How could they be humiliated?

I-Injured, How do they handle themselves when injured?

J-Jittery, Which part of their past makes them flinch or even worked up?

K-Kill, Would they kill for revenge?

L- Loss, What was their greatest loss?

M- Mistakes, How much do they want to fix the mistakes of their past?

N-Need, How would they react if you needed emergency surgery?

O-Outrage, What makes them angry?

P-Pressure, What stresses them out to the breaking point?

Q- Qualify, What part of themselves do they see as dangerous? 

R-Rock, What weighs them down?

S-Sorrow, Would they feel empty after your death?

T-Time, What if they had a limited time to live?

U-Urge, How badly do they get the urge to see you after separating?

V-Vent, How do they get rid of feelings they find unnecessary? 

W-Wild card, A random angst headcannon.

X- X-ray, What makes them transparent? How obvious can they get around something they hate?

Y-Yearning, Do old memories make them yearn for your touch?

Z-Zest, Add your own letters!

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This is my Christmas present to all my loyal followers! ^_^

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A/B/O dynamics

Alpha! Thor finding his Omega! You.

Good old god, when Thor meets you, it's like a freight train coming at you at full speed.

One second you're grocery shopping in some generic store on midgard, and the next you're nearly tackled by a man who is godlike.

If you know who he is as a god, you'll boost his ego immensely. Like his Omega knew who he was before they met? Perfect.

If not you don't, prepare for him to sit you down and teach you and Norse God's and his family for hours while snuggling because he will not be away from your side for a while.

VERY reluctant on you meeting Loki.

Not for the sake that you might leave him, but for the fact that Loki might hurt and/or use you against him.

Though using ones Omega against someone is considered low, and dishonorable, Thor doesn't put it past Loki.

He was reluctant to even let you meet Odin for God's sake!

Big boi™ very proud to show off the fact that he found his Omega, but weary at the same time. Who knows who could hurt you to get to him and Asgard?

So prepare to be guarded at all times if he isn't there.

Like... A LOT of guards. Even on Midgard.

Don't even get him started on marriage.

You bring that up, and he'll get a full roll of paper out of plans he's already thought about.

Another key thing... Kids. Thor wants them. He especially wants an heir to the throne one day.

The god of thunder wants at least one. Though he doesn't want any rivalry between the children, so he'd want them years apart as to not cause conflict.

If you don't want kids.... Have fun explaining yourself to a pouty and depressed god.

Adopting would be second best because he would not want to hurt you by even suggesting an heir with another person. He cares about you too much.

Growing old, he'd have you by his side all the time while he teaches whatever children he has about the throne before you and him step down or die due to age.

You'd likely be the first to die, and it's cause Thor to slip into a depression before finally meeting you again in Valhalla (is that the right place?) where he cheers up once more..

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