Aug 4
Who does bro think he is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Who does bro think he is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching people slander characters knowing damn well I can't say ANYTHING because my favorite is the one who everyone hate the most...cough cough Dire Crowley
Some stamps for my artfight account 😼😼😼 (hopefully they work… 💀) also this is my first time posting here and making stamps so don’t mind if they look kinda crazy🫡
Feel free to use if you happen to like any of them :3 Credit not needed but appreciated
Me at these freak men/j(Alfred is beautiful):
ur art is so scrumptious im scared yo, someone kiss me😨
someone give anon a kiss
+ some art i gave up on
All the ghosts that worked at Night Raven College went on strike because Crowley was paying them with cardboard and paper cutouts of money. He didn’t really care much, though. He knew they’d be back eventually, and besides, it wasn’t like he needed them desperately.
He didn’t need janitors, he had a Prefect for that. He didn’t need maintenance, either; nothing was too out of order, and he didn’t see anything breaking anytime soon.
There.. Was the issue of the students’ meals, however. Without the cafeteria staff, there’d be no breakfast, lunch, or dinner, and that was a problem. Luckily, Crowley was nothing if not a wonderful, dutiful, considerate Headmage! Naturally, he took it into his own hands.
The students that were the first to get to the cafeteria in the early morning were greeted by the sight of their beloved Headmage wearing an apron over his suit snd and a hairnet underneath his hat. And the biggest, brightest smile on his face, of course. Frankly, they were terrified, but they took their food regardless and sat as far away from him as possible.
The food tasted like a mainland hospital had catered for the day. The student body had no words to describe the eggs other than “Eugh Oh My Sevens I’m Not Putting That In My Mouth”. Breakfast was strange, lunch was peculiar, and dinner was downright alarming. For a creature who loves food so much, the Headmage certainly did not know what he was doing in the kitchen.
The ghosts came back the next day after at least half of the students begged them to, and they banned Crowley from ever being alone in their kitchen again. He cried in his office for hours afterward.
I like to think that Dire Crowley is genuinely forgetful. It goes hand in hand with the whole “Amnesiac Raverne” theory, and it would explain a few things about him. He may be too prideful to admit just how forgetful he really is, though. I mean, the Headmage of Night Raven College forgetting the simplest things? What nonsense! He has a perfectly fine memory (not)!
I don’t remember what the fanfic was called, but I came across a work on Ao3 that went into a little bit of detail about Crowley’s forgetfulness; how he had to write things down so they wouldn’t slip past him, how Trein reminded him of things that happened, and most importantly, how none of the other teachers or any of the students knew about his forgetfulness. It was such a perfect headcanon and explanation that as soon as I started reading it, my head exploded. I need to find it again.
Also!! It featured Lilia KNOWING THAT CROWLEY WAS RAVERNE and he confronted him about it. And Crowley had a whole “wait what the fuck” moment. Ouaaaghhhh I need to read it again
Gulp good morning…….. evening……. Whatever………
Dire Crowley eating Texas brisket for the first time in his life and genuinely bawling his eyes out over it send tweet