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Ah~ It's explode off into Domestic Jon™ headcannons time lmao
Jon spends a lot of time sitting at his desk when he's not bumbling around in his lab.
Whether he be reading a book or writing, it's always sitting at that desk with a little bowl of seeds that changes contents rather frequently.
Sometimes it'll hold sunflower seeds, unsalted, of course, as Kraw and Nightmare deserve to be given one now and again. Pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, and, very rarely, almonds.
Jon isn't actually too fond of peanuts. One of Edward's biggest peeves is that Crane will buy a tin of assorted nuts and eat everything except the peanuts, as whenever Crane is inclined to offer (which is rarer than a peanut on his desk) the entire tin has become about 98% peanuts.
During the fall Crane toasts his own pumpkin seeds, it's the only time of the year he has two separate bowls of seeds on his desk. One bowl of seasoned roasted pumpkin seeds, and a bowl of simply roasted ones.
While he sits at his desk, reads, writes, and eats like a bird-- his corvids have essentially free reign of the house. They tend to hop around on his desk to perhaps, gain attention from their busy master, to which Crane, with a free hand, often preens their head feathers with his fingers.
Everytime molting season comes around, you may catch Crane trying to wrangle his fowl into the bath for their special annual "there are feathers all over my damn office" bathtime.
It's not uncommon to find Crane passed out on his desk, but at least he listened to the advice Ed gave him about lumbar support.
