#crows are smart

[kingscrown666]

Bro.

[marlynnofmany]

In honor of the first frost of the year, I propose a new winter cryptid: the Snow Crow.

Who sparks those ice crystals along rooftops and cars?  If they’re in a good spot for sledding, it might just be a Snow Crow.

[deathtokillian]

i keep feeding the local crows and now they hang out in the backyard. only problem is that my mom says they cause a lot of trouble

You have been blessed by the gods. 

[elinorjo]

This morning I saw a bunch of crows partying together with an entire pizza in the street and I'm just like...

Pretty sure this group of crows got a pizza delivered to the ground at this street corner

[iamallrightfine]

Getting that cake, or what’s left of it #at all costs

[willlic]

So I've been trying to befriend a crow by feeding him, and its going well. He leaves me 'gifts' even though they're disgusting as hell. He's just trying to figure out what I want and its sweet. Bust also finding a chicken bone with bits of dried meat still attached to it, another random dirty bone, torn up pizza bun, and moldy bread scraps in my herb basket by the door is kind of gross lol. I still bring them inside before throwing them away, so he thinks I like them. Yesterday there was the skin of a pickle wedge, and an empty peanut shell dropped in the bird bath. And then I washed and refilled the bird bath, and refilled the feeder for the sparrows. I went to water my front flowers, and by the time I came back 5 min later, there was a chocolate covered peanut sitting in the dirt of my unplanted flower pot. I know it wasn't there before, I had looked at the pot and debated what to plant in it 10 min prior. Today though, I looked out my kitchen window and saw him land on the fence looking at the feeder. I was surprised because I only ever see sparrows on it. Then, very suddenly, he immediately turns his head and makes direct prolonged eye contact with me through the window before hopping onto the ground below the feeder. This is what I've been seeking, and yet that gaze was so piercing, sudden and calculated that I found it quite unsettling. I'm still happy about it, but wow its weird to know that he watches me through the window.

[tsumiki-miniwa]

I think it's really funny to imagine a baseball player who's befriended a bunch of crows

New infinite home run exploit just dropped: Get the birds to fly it out of the field for you

[physicsgoblin]

I don't know why I'm thinking about this but a skunk/crow/porcupine hybrid would be the most powerful animal on earth.