#crpr ben

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B.E.N would likely love to live in the pixel chix roommates house and little houses

if you dont know what im talkin about look it up

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i know what i just said but i need to say this rq before my official break BEN has encountered protogent once and now has a horrible fear of him. the rap causes flashbacks.

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Belated Easter Post

Enjoy this lil bit of mansion content :)

If this does good I'll make these one shot posts a thing I write now and then. Maybe weekly.

Easter at the mansion, like most other holidays, aren't really celebrated by the others and has to be set up by the few who actually care. In this case, Leo and Sally come together to set up an egg hunt for everyone. The incentive? They put their room keys in the eggs.

Jeff was the first to discover his room was locked and ran down into the lobby to politely ask who the culprit was. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERF*KERS LOCKED MY ROOM?!" Everyone but Leo, who had a smug smile on his face, looked around in confusion and a bit of worry.

Slenderman jumped a bit from his desk as his doors swung open with an angry Jeff storming in. "YOU BETTER NOT LET THIS SH*T SLIDE CAUSE I AIN'T HAPPY ONE BIT AT HAVIN' MY ROOM LOCKED." The tall entity stared in confusion until he remembered what day it was. He beckoned for someone to translate his sign language for Jeff, Sally stepping forward. "If I remember correctly, some of the members in the mansion decided to try convincing you all to take a day off to relax and bond with an easter egg hunt. You must look through the mansion and work together to find your room keys. I was asked for permission and only requested to leave my office unlocked."

Jeff was fuming, grabbing the edge of his desk and cracking it in his grip. "You must think yer funny lettin' this sh*t slide. I ain't takin' part in no easter egg hunt just to be in my own f*ckin' room!" Leo leaned over and put a hand on his brother's shoulder. "Language, Jeffery. Sally is present." they said with a soft and smug tone. They knew Jeff was seconds from blowing a fuse and didn't want to see it get targeted towards their boss who could kill him in seconds. ". . . Motherf*ker."

As Jeff tries to kill Leo in the mansion lobby, the latter dodging his attacks until he tired out, the rest reluctantly or willingly took part in the egg hunt.

Giggles was having the most fun as it helped reach high spots and kept everyone updated on the room key situation. EJ was doing calculations to figure out where the next hiding spots could be. B.E.N was even utilized, using their access to the security cameras to try and spot eggs from overhead. Sally was just having fun seeing everyone at least exist in the same space without conflict, minus two.

After a few hours, nobody could find any eggs and brought them to the lobby. Jeff had stopped trying to kill Leo at this point but stayed lying face down on the couch in protest of the event while they went to help out.

"All we have to do now is open them all and sort out the keys from the treats." he informed as he took an egg out of his basket. Opening it, a $5 bill poked out. "Oh! Lucky me!" Jeff looks up from the couch and his jaw drops. "WAIT THERE WAS CASH?!" Before Leo could say anything he began to run around and look for any remaining eggs.

The rest of the group opened their eggs, finding numerous sweets, trinkets, and cash inside each of them. They even took the time to swap candy for ones they prefered. Eventually, all the eggs were opened and the keys returned to their owners, all but one.

Jeff finally ran back, exhausted but holding up a single gold egg. Leo sighed in relief "Thank goodness! I thought we lost your room key!" It wasn't the cash he wanted but he could at least sleep the rest of today away. With a pop, the egg opened and inside was... "A single f*ckin' jelly bean."

Sally snorted and cackled as Leo stood up to keep Jeff from making her double dead. "Jeff, no! I'm sure your key is somewhere in here! Maybe someone dropped an egg?"

They didn't find his room key even after searching till midnight. Jeff had to sleep in the infirmary on one of the stiff, uncomfortable beds. As he tossed and turned he eventually gave up, staring at the cieling with a sigh. His attention was caught when he heard taps on the tile floor approaching him. "What'd ya want? I'm busy tryin' to sleep n sh*t." A rolled up wad of cash was placed on the table beside him by a clawed blue hand. Jeff was confused for a moment, only having ever fought with EJ in any of their encounters. The empty sockets behind his mask stared before turning and leaving.

"Uh... thanks?" Jeff muttered awkwardly as he pocketed the cash. At least today wasn't entirely horrible.

[flowerbudsgarden]

Hello?

Is it working?

Yes we believe it is.

Wonderful! Can you type out a message for me? I need to finish getting ready.

Of course. We've already been typing out a test post.

What?! Why didn't you warn me!

:3c

You little... Okay, whatever. Just delete everything and only post everything we're saying right now.

Okay... It is done.

I'm just gonna take your word for it.

Hello, Tumblr! I'm Buddy, your new best friend!

Was that an okay start?

Yes. Continue.

Alright...

I've been thinking and decided I wanted to start a daily blog! Here at the mansion, where I live with tons of other friends, theres always a bunch of fun stuff happening and I can't stand not sharing it with others! So, here I am! On Tumblr! Talking to you guys!

. . . I should have made a script.

No, you're doing fine. You don't sound awkward at all.

I know when you're lying!

We think we hear Slender calling.

WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T POST IT YET!!! - 🌷

Buddy will now be taking messages. We look forward to speaking with you all soon. - 💻

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[flowerbudsgarden]

Hello everyone, this is B.E.N.

We have been tinkering with some things and can now take pictures to send to the blog.

Is this an invasion of privacy? Yes.

Do we really care? No.

Would you all like to see the mansion? Maybe.

We have taken notice that you seem to have an interest in Jack, the nerd one, so we will start with him.

He is very boring though so don't get too excited.

See you all later. - 💻

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So, BEN!

Do you mainly control Majora’s Mask or do you control other games?

Our OS, as one may call it for simplistic sake, runs on the Majora's Mask game.

We have tried moving to other games before but find it impossible.

It is likely that our remains, spirits, conciousness', are bound to this specific code.

It is a burden to fit us all into one, but we make it work somehow.