My face when I was told that I would NOT be receiving a complimentary slow cooker or toaster oven for my 12th time on the operating table in two years. I just had my permanent DRG stimulator put in. I’m now an official heavy metal zombie cyborg. My body keeps acquiring more and more non-original and non-human parts. I’m in so much misery right now. The tramadol and ice are doing nothing to help the pain. But I’ve got a pregnancy pillow arriving tomorrow, I’m going to eat my weight in pineapple, and just try to focus on everything that’s waiting for me on the other side of healthy. But dammit, until then, I really wish I had some dilaudid! 🎨 . . . #crps #crpsawareness #crpswarrior #crpslife #rsd #complexregionalpainsyndrome #chronicpain #chronicpaincansuckit #osteochondritisdissecans #drg #dorsalrootganglionstimulation #drgstimulator #spinalcordstimulator #warrior #heavymetalzombiecyborg #zombiecyborg #overit (at Rush Oak Park Hospital) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpto5iqhcPh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l74tb1a27bxy