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[inkandescents]

Giant breaths are what you take

(Squawking on bassoon)

I hope my pegs don’t break

(Contra-squawk-bassoon)

We could play forever

(Squawky squawk bassoon)

Really bad behavior

(Squawking on)

• (Squawking on bassoon)

[inkandescents]

“New Year, New You,” they say…

But is that really the best approach? Try:

“New Year, Renovated You!”

It’s cost-effective, environmentally friendly, and fosters a do-it-yourself mentality!

…and quite frankly, you’re doing it already so you may as well take pride in it!

Go you!✨