#crylaughing

[nagumoan]

Do you guys think Vana is feeling prickly about this morning... Do you...

[possamble]

i am. so mean to marcille. i only write big pieces in falin POV because i am SO mean to marcille

[kristsune]

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There was some excellent, ridiculous moments during this Red Dead Redemption stream, but my favorite was when Tim and Sam absolutely lost it, when they cucked the sun. Screenshots taken from that moment, and of course had to record Tim's other pretty horse, Mister Hoof.

art by erebusodora, screenshots by me

[jametartt]

i woke up to this and i am still laughing im so sorry judie

(also, bonus)

[quipsykaylz]

Almost crying at Norway in eurovision

[bastardsunlight]

HR: We could hire Sergei?

Wesker: Absolutely fucking not, next candidate.

//the best part is that Wesker IS HR so he's just dialoguing with himself in an office, probably wearing a cardigan and some tasteful, understated jewelry.

[lunarriviera]

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[s-leary]

Opinion | Keep Scott Pruitt moist

Nothing is wrong with Scott Pruitt.

The taxpayer must not question. The taxpayer must understand that this is worthwhile. The taxpayer must know that some things are too terrible to behold.

Are you saying that if, for a single night, Scott Pruitt were not kept properly moist, with access to a mattress that meets certain exacting specifications, something terrible would befall us?

Think if they did not meet these specifications. Think what might emerge from that $43,000 soundproof booth. Think what might escape that $5,700 biometric lock. No, never mind, do not think of it. You must not think of it. You would go mad.