Me when I've been stuck in pathetic dog mode all day but not puppy mode so I don't know how to address it to my people. Sorry I keep staring at you from across the room and slightly shaking. I remembered that one time someone stomped on my paw and now I don't know what to do.
I need my collar, someone to pat my head, and the sfw tag tattooed across my forehead so people don't get weird.















