Stony please an maybe stucky
Stucky it is!
Who in your OTP carries them from the couch/car to the bed?
Steve usually, but I’m sure there is one kid who loves Bucky’s metal arm, so he’ll do it for that one
And who soothes the kids after a nightmare?
It’s split, but Bucky likes to step up for that when he can
Who wants to throw out the car seat because the stupid thing won’t strap in?
Both of them. They were raised in the 20′s! Cars didn’t even have seatbelts!
Who cries on the first day of school?
Neither
Gets the kids into the local sports team?
Bucky, though neither of them push the kids to do any activities they don’t want
And who’s the parent that gets way too aggressive at these games?
Steve can get a bit too aggressive, but he rarely goes too over the top
Who in your OTP lets the kids stay up and watch movies and who sends them to bed?
Steve lets them stay up and Bucky sends them to bed
Who sneaks candy to the kids before school, whilst the other pretends not to notice?
Steve sneaks candy, Bucky pretends not to notice
Who is the parent that yells at the kid for being called to the principal’s office and who is the parent who yells at the principal?
Bucky yells at the principal and Steve yells at their kid
Who teaches their son to tie a tie and who
Steve
Explains periods to their daughter?
Bucky. They both know that Steve could not do that
Who cries at graduation?
Bucky has a few tears, which he will deny
Who reads the book in silly voices?
Steve!
Who’s the one against sweets before dinner and who lets it slide?
They both let it slide as long as they eat all of their dinner
Who gets rid of the monster in the closet and under the bed?
Bucky
Which parent sneaks veggies into the kids’ dinner and who doesn’t like veggies themselves?
Bucky sneaks it, but both are good about eating veggies
Who in your OTP does the “hurt my baby and I’ll kill you” speech when their kid brings someone over?
Bucky. It’s public knowledge that he’s the winter soldier, and he makes sure they are aware of that
Who goes on all the rides with the kids because their partner gets queasy on rides?
Steve, though Bucky can usually handle it
Your OTP + Kids
