#crywerewclf

[masochiistiic-archived-blog]

[ text ]:I just got mistaken for a porn star.

Random texts.

[ text ]: As long as it’s not my daughter mistaking you for one…

[ text ]: I genuinely couldn’t will myself to care even if Jasper made me.

[freespiritcd-blog]

[ text ]:I just got mistaken for a porn star.

                                                                    RANDOM TEXTS  

✉ ( sms; JAKE ) LOL✉ ( sms; JAKE ) omg you’re being serious✉ ( sms; JAKE ) well✉ ( sms; JAKE ) i mean✉ ( sms; JAKE ) you’ve got the body for it, tbh

                                                                   ( @crywerewclf. )

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[ text ]:I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

Random texts.

[ @JACOB ] : Well, technically you ALREADY shift into a HORSE-size wolf so you’re like halfway there[ @JACOB  ] : Maybe if you taped a carrot to your head or something?[ @JACOB  ] : When you’re all wolf like?

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@crywerewclf

“HEY Jakey, you know there’s these things called SHOWERS. I suggest you take one, you smell almost as bad as the Cullen's.”

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@crywerewclf

“Hey man..On a scale of one to ten how PISSED would you be if I imprinted on Rachel?”

[miraculousmindreader-a-blog]

crywerewclf

                                         "This whole name calling thing is really                                           pointless. I'm not just talking about you but                                           my brother, too. Just ... stop. --You are both                                           acting like 10 year olds."

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I STILL HAVEN’T SLEPT.

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@crywerewclf

“Renesmee isn’t here, she’s out with Bella and Rosalie.. I figure that’s the only reason you’d be here. Since it is usually the only reason why you're ever here.”