#cursed headcanon

[voileemunroe]

my william design in my vision is that his hair can curl and shape naturally as if it has consciousness, it's the end of his hair on his shoulder always curly .. it bounces when he moves cartoonish thingy and it can curl into a shape like heart. or sharp upward when he's mad ....

[kaminassss]

What do you think is Smoothie's possible real name?

In my head for some reason the name Vito, Victor or Vincent is really appealing to me.

What do you think?

[jokerislandgirl32]

I Saw A Flock Of Migrating Geese Today…

And this made me have a cursed realization…

Zach is very goose like.

I mean they both have long necks, the black and pale color scheme going on, thin legs, large/long feet, and obnoxious voices. Not to mention the snappy attitude they share.

Anyway, feel free to add on to this cursed realization, I sincerely apologize for implanting this mental image into your brain everyone, lol.

[fistosmechanicaldong]

Cursed New Vegas headcanon:

The Courier has highly radioactive pee, I'm talking pure radiation here

In Old World Blues, you get the option to get an implant that filters out all radiation from drinks, all that radiation The Courier drinks has to end up somewhere

In conclusion, The Courier's pee is a radioactive hazard

[pages-and-stages]

Another cursed Warhammer 40k scenario: the emperor is such a big Disney adult he is single handedly keeping Disney parks alive

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Cursed headcanon time -

Ludger LOVES ass.

He claims he’s above reducing a woman to one of several body parts and undermining all else that’s great about her by calling himself a “butt man” or a “tit man”, but he clearly is the former lmao.

Part of him just wants to smack that à la Akon 💀

IM SORRY LMAOAAHSHSJ

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Cursed headcanon under the cut:

Malenia's boob milk comes out as string cheese.

[smilingfriendsbrainrot]

Pim doesn't know how to use a plunger cause his household had a poop knife.