Love ship dynamics where one of them has the most gorgeous handwriting anyone's ever seen and the other has the most godawful chicken scratch known to man
Bonus points if it's not the person you would expect it to be based on how they carry themselves or their role lol
Ouuuu you wanna hear me talk about curtisson so badd
Sven
- He's got a really fragile ego so he's constantly trying to make himself seen as someone with authority over others to avoid getting bullied. Throwing around his titles (elite, or Leader in other timelines) to immediately estabilish the power dynamic with anyone he talks to (it doesn't work on Burt)
- He's so used to being made fun of and bullied by people, it's new to him when someone doesn't actually cower under him but also doesn't seem to want to attack him in any way
- Ithink he has like, iron deficency and won't do shit about it, this will backfire
- he's a pathetic bisexual 💔
Burt
- He's just minding his own business at the computer, but also feels really lonely at times. He doesn't like toppats berating him and treating him more like a machine than a person, so the fact that he's not close to anyone in this clan on an emotional leveljust makes him feel worse (atleast until Sven starts bothering his ass)
- He doesn't care about titles, makes Sven feel really frustrated at first
- He really likes cats and shrimp, Sven says he looks like a shrimp once (due to Burts terrible shrimp posture) and he's mentally celebrating it
- Tech guy of the clan, everyone goes to him with their devices sigh
- He's probably asexual and pansexual but idk he's just here
[Shoutout to my wife @coolguyontheblock for yapping with me about these fuckers]
