#customer service representative

[captainjanegayy]

me when management says we’re “fully staffed” when there’s 3 people working…

[cherryc1nnam0n]

Thank you for calling...

Chapter 4: "When it's your day off"

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Chapter summary: When it's your day off you relax at home, but for Eddie it's a living nightmare when he has a huge problem...

Cw: Smut, Y/n "relaxes" in their own way, vaginal masturbation, use of toys, porn watching, horny reader, Eddie is desperate, angst

"Thank the gods, tomorrow is my day off!" You said at the end of your shift on Monday, Tuesdays are your days off and you always relax those days, soon you'll change it to Saturdays but for now this one is good

"Hopefully that guy Eddie doesn't call, or else he will go insane if you never pick up" Amy said to you

"Hopefully yeah"

You hoped wrong

The next day you woke up late at your apartment, your cat sleeping next to you peacefully, you scratched her head and then you stretched with a yawn, then went back to sleep

When your stomach screamed for food you got out of bed and fixed yourself to some food, did some chores and then took a shower, you shaved everything you needed to, that means only your pussy and hands because hairy knuckles

Then went back to your room to find some comfy clothes, you sat on your bed and scrolled on Twitter, until you found a video of a couple fucking on the woods, she was bouncing on his dick while her perfects tits were out, her moans were so cute it made you horny, your hand went into your shorts to rub your clit, the woman pulled up her skirt and her pussy was on full display with her boyfriend's dick buried inside her, it was so, close and intimate but so good to watch you couldn't help yourself

Pausing the video you took off your shorts and grabbed your dildo from your night table, you had some lube so you coated it, rubbing it on your clit and then putting it inside you, you moaned and arched your back, your dildo is big, 8 inches and you could take them all in one go, you fucked yourself while watching the video, soon the coil on your stomach was close to snapping and then...

"Hello sweetheart" your mind payed Eddie's voice "You're the best..." His husky voice made you come closer "I missed you.." and you came so hard

"Eddie!" You moaned, when you came down from your high you realized what you had done, you just masturbated to your client "I am disgusting..."

Back at your job...

"How many times can someone call?!" Amy yelled at the screen, looking at Eddie's profile

He had called at least 60 times today, and everyone had left a note about it

Endless notes of cx hung up after opening

Poor Eddie was just trying to talk to you

That morning he had woken up and decided to go buy something, but when he opened his Mobile Banking app, his money was gone

"What the fuck?!"

Someone had taken out large amounts of money out of his account and now he was overdrawn -585.23 dollars

"No, no, no, no this can't be happening no!"

That day Eddie cried, he had worked hard for that money and now he had nothing, so he called the bank hopefully he could find you

But all day he tried and no one was you, what is wrong?! Where are you?! Did you quit? Are you sick? Are you avoiding him? Were you fired?!

At some point he gave up and just cried in his bed, no money, no food, and most importantly, no you...

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A/n: Yes today we have a sad/horny chapter, I'm enjoying writing this too much, don't worry Eddie will be okay, but this is something a lot of people experience

Taglist: @bbyhargrove @mystars123 @tiannamortis @kjaxm @eddiethesexy @kickstart-myheart-sixx @aftermidnightwriting

[lateniteponders]

CSR For Life…

I have no college degree. Just a high school diploma. I feel like if I want to keep working at home (which I do), I’ll be stuck in a shitty call center being a CSR.

So since I have accepted that fact, I’ve decided what I want with the next job.

A wage of $16-$20 per hour

A PT (part time) schedule of 9am-1pm Monday to Friday. No weekends.

If I can get the wage & schedule I want, I can deal with working in another shitty call center. If my wage is not dependent on how “well” I do on recorded calls, then fuck it right?

As long as I do well enough to not get fired, make $16-$20 per hour and have the PT schedule I want, then I can deal with asshole customers and asshole management.

At the end of the day, it’s just about money for me. At least for now. We just need my income to help get us out of some debt our house put us in. Then hopefully once we get that taken care of, I can stop working or figure out what career I actually want & would enjoy doing.

Pro tip: don’t buy a 140 year old farm house, despite how cheap your mortgage will be.

I think at some point, I’d like to go to cosmetology school and learn to do makeup as a profession. That would be something I’d enjoy I think.

[daddy-issues-and-memes]

The funniest part of retail is that they truly think $13/hr is enough between me and the customers. My pay grade is their only protection and sometimes that barrier wears AWFULLY thin

[perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear]

hey mr. capitalism machine pls let your customer service reps talk to us like normal human beings. i cannot be the only person distinctly uncomfortable with being told every five seconds how my phone call brings meaning and purpose to the otherwise dull and miserable existence of my representative. i know they’re following a script and they get in trouble if they dont but listening to another human being prostrate themselves before me like that gives me the most DISGUSTING feeling. like,,, bro... we are human... we are the same... I am so sorry you have to do this...

anyway, corporations recognize their employees as human beings challenge

Karens can talk to a robot instead if they want someone subservient so badly

[preshni]

FOR THE FUCKING RECORD

If you need something done in working with a customer service representative, i PROMISE you that they will be able to handle it SOLELY DEPENDING ON YOUR TONE. If you are an asshole to us, don’t expect us to help you. 

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.  

[hawkwardlyperalta]

Don’t be assholes to customer service representatives!!!

We are just doing our jobs and we are sensitive and we will cry!!!!