hehehey silly zone

he/him

[furbytesticles]

Hey hi hello introduction

You can call me my user furbytesticles if you don't want to call me that, then Furb will do. (If u know me irl you can call me Dex. Or if u dont know me irl and want to call me Dex to be creepy you can)

I use he/him pronouns and identify as a Bi demiromantic transguy :)

Im online very irregularly •

Idk what im doing I only shit post.

Fandoms im in:

Game of thrones (Netflix show)

House of dragon

The Walking dead (season like 11 rn)

Beastars (Netflix show)

Markiplier (if thats a fandom??)

Adventure time

Arcane

DNI get lost:

Natzis

Terfs

Conservatives

Transmedicalists

Bigots in general

Zoos and pedos(eugh😖)

Grifters unless it's in a ironic funny way.

Rage baiters unless it's in a funny way.

Very religious ppl (casually religious is chill. Pagan folk are chill.👌)

People who argue over micro labels/labels in general pls go outside and get a job.

If you're none of these yippie you are a cool person B)

[orangepanic]

Uhhh @ominous-signs

[furbytesticles]

I gotta be able to afford top surgery somehow

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Whenever im on this hell site in public i need to periodically quickly scroll past the uncensored yaoi.

[hylosylphide]

So, about the sexyman polls...

[furbytesticles]

I dont even care about not biting my snakebite jewlery while eating anymore i be crunching on that thing

[furbytesticles]

Bread👍

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[furbytesticles]

I have a uti rn i really needed to see this❤️ (red heart, like the color of my piss)

[furbytesticles]

Bro everyone in my family has like a neurodivency or mental illness

My dog has ocd

My cat has anxiety

My brother and dad r autistic

I have adhd

My mom is evil

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Danny Gonzalez lives in my employee bathroom

[furbytesticles]

Hairless cats are great for if you want an animal thats like a permanent toddler. More so than furred cats because these ones u gotta bathe and clothe.

Ive never had a hairless cat so if ppl who do can provide feedback that'd b cool

[lil-miss]

What if I blew up and died?

[furbytesticles]

NOOOOOOO

[furbytesticles]

I think cybertrucks should become taboo. Like how black cats are thought of as bad luck to some people (those ppl should die all cats r wonderful). I was at work one rainy day and i looked out the glass front door and i saw a cybertruck slowly drive by as the rain poured down on it. I got a shiver down my spine It had to of been a bad omen.

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I read internet drama like how one would read a bible. Its sacred text.

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I was born during the long summer (Obama administration).

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Every cat owner that has multiple cats has that one cat that's an international security threat.

[furbytesticles]

I hate forming friend/situationships with other trans guys cause if the relationship ends badly its like wdym I have an adversion to the name Kai and Westley????

[ranfordgallus]

My stomach hurts..bahhh...

Random doodle

[furbytesticles]

This reminds me of how before photographs people would paint their bits and send it to their lover. Ancient nudes.