#cyborgkoala

[troubletalking]

I got a figurine of my blorbo for my birthday from one of my partners <3

[dixie-wolf]

This is the worst thing Corey has ever done to me. (X-Pro II for “goffik” effect.)

[yourpsychicadvisor]

cyborgkoala replied to your post: theres a very quiet lightning storm ri...

Where are you located again? We keep getting sheets of lightening in indiana. It’s like webs spreading across the sky, I’ve had no luck filming it though.

we were having that too! i wish i’d have gotten that on film instead. i'm in ohio kinda close to cincinnati so not too far off

[simplypicturethis]

It’s taken us a few years but I can finally call you mine <3 Love you babe

[creepturtle]

Fartlord: We have a weird friendship

Creep: i wouldnt change a thing

Fartlord: Well I might change some thinga

Fartlord: Like give us rideable trexes

Fartlord: With shotguns for arms.

Fartlord: Or something

Creep: oh

Creep: ok that would probably be cool

[thetalee]

Confession:

I still have the Hot Pants/Mr Gorgeous story that Corey sent me years ago.

[creepturtle]

Fartlord: there's a chrome plugin

Fartlord: that converts all websites

Fartlord: into comic sans

Creep: theres also one that converts all pictures into nicholas cage

Creep: match made in hell

Fartlord: and there's one that replaces the word 'cloud' with 'butt'

Fartlord: which is amazign if you browse certain tech sites

Fartlord: talking about harnessing the power of butt computing

Fartlord: keeping your data safe on the butt

Fartlord: how butt computing is getting cheaper every year

Creep: fucking incredible

Creep: i hear some people got their nudes stolen from butt storage

Fartlord: yeah

Fartlord: it turs out

Fartlord: butts may not be that safe

[yourpsychicadvisor]

cyborgkoala replied to your post: cyborgkoala replied to your post: sear...

OR SOMETHING ABOUT BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE

GOD