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[hiyorisarugaki]

@oftagetes​ 

/do you, though?? do you really??/

“I DO! YER EYES ARE FUCKIN’ ROTTEN!”

[hiyorisarugaki]

“STOP IMAGININ’ GROSS SHIT!!”

Kisuke: I imagine Hiyori-san would kiss... aggressively. Hiyori: shut the fuck up! stop imagining shit! Loly: It's probably like trying to kiss those chattering teeth Loly: Or a bear trap. Loly: Or she's a total wuss and she goes all limp and huffy. Kisuke: Oh no no; I'm sure she knows it involves using the lips! It's the momentum I'd be concerned about. Loly: What you think she just like fuckin launches herself? I could see that happening. Loly: Not that a little force isn't fun sometimes. Kisuke, whose only experience of Hiyori is her launching herself Hiyori: -enraged, frothing at the mouth and ready to break out her sandal and start slapping these idiots- I KISS LIKE A BRIDE SO SHUT UP!!! Kisuke: How does one self-assess how one kisses? :thinking: Loly: We don't really have any proof so we can assume whatever we like. I bet she drools when she does it. Hiyori: I DON'T DROOL! WHAT THE HELL?! I AIN'T TELLIN' YA HOW I KISS! THAT'S... THAT'S... -stupidly flustered and angry- fuckin' private.. Loly, smirking: I bet she slobbers like a dog.  Kisuke, also smirking: Perhaps Shinji likes that sort of thing.

@mysteriousshopkeeper​  @venenorita​ BOTH OF YOU!!!

[lieu10nant]

It's only 10 in the morning on @ryusxnka's end and we're already bickering D<

[hiyorisarugaki]

🍰what’s my muse’s guilty pleasure?

“… I fuckin’ hate ya for this. Fine. I admit it! I watch other people’s wedding videos and yes it’s emotional when the bride turns around in her freakin’ wedding dress and looks fuckin’ radiant and happy!”

“YA CAN’T SAY SHIT ‘TA ME!”