I often put on repeats of Fantasy High Freshman Year as I’m going to sleep (familiar background noise and all that jazz) and I was just struck with the thought that Gorthalax made that deal with Johnny Spells very purposefully.
He had some situational awareness from inside the gem, he knew his daughter was approaching high school age, and he knew Johnny was a weirdo who hung around underage girls. You can’t tell me this demon dad didn’t put two and two together and happened to come up with condition of Johnny not being able to have sex. It’s funny and it’s also him protecting his kid.













