Jun 17
Unabridged & Unofficial Tumblr sexy-woman polls:
Round 1 Bracket 22:
Does she rock your world? 🪨
Mary Magdelaine (Bible)
Lin Beifong (Legend of Korra)
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Unabridged & Unofficial Tumblr sexy-woman polls:
Round 1 Bracket 22:
Does she rock your world? 🪨
Mary Magdelaine (Bible)
Lin Beifong (Legend of Korra)
science is developing new ways to bust down heaven's pearly gates every day. we invented this guy called ted, grew him in a fuckin bottle we did. gave him free will so he has a soul but engineered his brain so the only thing capable of bringing him joy is taking live footage of heaven and sending it back to earth. hes gonna be living his entire life in purposeless agony, and when he dies the big mans gonna have to either give us what we want or taint his paradise with a perpetually tormented soul. now we play the waiting game. checkmate beardo
people who would’ve done numbers of tumblr (according to tumblr)
george costanza
candace flynn
job (from da bible)
"…I don’t want to damage him even more…"
Anyone else got any religious trauma that you wanna vent out?
Tagging in jokes I have continued for years past the point of being funny:
Refusing to acknowledge the existence of any vocaloid other than Hatsune Miku
Refusing to acknowledge the existence of the pop star Kesha, instead insisting all of her songs were written by the fictional Zoophobia character Jayjay
Tagging all Christianity as 'da bible' because of the way black doom says it in the shadow the hedgehog real time fandub (which was recent and relevant at the time)
its funny that theres a limit to the amount of christianity ill accept without question in a non christian-focused setting. Angels are basically just mythical creatures to me, drop them in your setting and yeah whatever. heaven is real. cool. referencing the existence of capital G God in a story might raise some questions, but whatever, its fine. no fictional fairyland to my memory has featured Jesus Christ as a staple character and i think its better that way.
idk i dont watch mlp but do you think pony jesus had a cross mark. do you think that was awkward. actually hold on how do you crucify a horse?
I did it back in secondary once