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Top tier quality meme redraw ft. Cullen and Alistair. The original.



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Top tier quality meme redraw ft. Cullen and Alistair. The original.
What Might Have Been
Another prompt featuring Lyna Mahariel in which she learns the cost of her choice to have Alistair marry Anora.
Prompt: The Black Emporium has a new item: the Aspersorium of Zinovia, named after the famed mage who had visions of the future, and was the consort of Archon Valerius.
Codex Entry: It is a large font, made out of white stone, and the water is about a foot deep. The water feels cool to the touch, and is enchanted to activate when three ounces of lyrium are carefully dripped into it, clockwise. The lyrium activates a spell that has been officially lost to history- we do not have a name for it now, we simply know this spell gives you insights and visions of alternate futures, pasts, and presents- where you see someone else in your place, making different decisions, choices- where you see different consequences. Be very careful when using this. Visitors who have used this for long periods of time, have been known to go insane or simply die from the fumes that the lyrium gives off when it is being dripped into the basin.
So here’s the challenge: Your Warden, Your Hawke, or your Inquisitor has come to the Black Emporium and sees this item. Curiosity takes over and they take a look. You are to write out what they see: Your Warden sees a different Warden instead of themselves, your Inquisitor sees a different Inquisitor, Hawke sees a different Hawke, etc. They see a different path play out. For Non Protagonists or for those who do not have alternate versions of Hawkes, Wardens and Inquisitors: Have them witness a crucial part of their past or future from the story you made for them and see what changes it brings in a different life, if they chose to make a different choice.
Lyna had heard of the Black Emporium before; whispers of it had stretched all the way even to Ferelden, but she had never been here herself - that is, until an invitation in spidery handwriting had mysteriously appeared under her door. Curiosity had overcome wariness and now here she stood before a basin filled with completely still water that didn’t move even when her steps toward it shook the white stone base.
There was something strange and otherworldly about it, exceptionally so given how many other oddities were strewn about this odd shop. She felt unusually drawn to the glassy water, her face reflecting up at her in its mirror-like surface. Tight platinum bun, a long scar that wove through her green vallaslin, more around her lips and forehead. She looked old. Weathered. Angry. Did she always look that angry? That would be ghastly.
A small vial of lyrium was next to the font and she picked it up with determination. If nothing else, dropping it in the way she had been told was the way to activate it would dismiss the unpleasant image of herself. The smell of ozone, metallic and sharp, filled her nose as she removed the stopper from the bottle and dripped it cautiously into the basin.
The room around her seemed to disappear. A moving painting of herself glimmered back at her from the water and she felt herself pulled in, the vision of what she recognized as Arl Eamon’s estate in Denerim some twelve years before becoming her only reality.
“Why would you do that? What about us?” she heard Alistair say. Her heart dropped with the realization of what she was about to watch. She had run exactly this conversation through her mind over and over again.
He looked so boyish, his cheeks still rounded by youth and his posture not nearly as confident as it was the last time she had seen him at the palace. She hadn’t realized just how young he was.
Across from him was someone she recognized as herself. Why had everyone thrust so much responsibility on her? She was just a baby at nineteen, even if she hadn’t felt that way at the time.
“I don’t want anyone else, even for pretend.” Alistair’s voice cracked with hurt and betrayal as he asked her why she would conspire to make him king alongside Anora. She longed to scoop the boy up into a hug and tell him that it was all going to be alright, even if it wasn’t, but all she was able to do was watch, an invisible third party to the moment she regretted most in her life.
“I’ll tell her no, then,” the figure that looked like her but wasn’t said.
This wasn’t how she had remembered it going.
As the vision faded away she saw Alistair put his hands on either side of her face and smack an enthusiastic kiss on her forehead in a way that made her smile.
Thoughts on Alistair and Lana as parents?
I maintain my headcanon that the only reason Alistair and Lana aren’t up to their ears in children is because of the Taint keeping it from happening. Cinderella!AU Lanistair absolutely have kids. After they have a few Lana learns about some teas and such she can take to avoid getting pregnant since it’s taxing on her, but they love their kids so much.
Alistair is a dad in every sense of the word, who likes to throw his kids up in the air and lets them get away with riding mabari around when they’re small enough to, despite how “improper” it may be. He doesn’t care if they interrupt his council meetings, allowing them to sit on his lap during it as long as they listen. He’s more likely to spoil them with gifts and treats, and he and Lana have to learn quickly that he’s the one they come to when they want something because he hardly ever says no. “Did you ask your mother?” usually ends up being his initial response after a while. Lana isn’t strict by any means, she just doesn’t want their kids to grow up thinking they can have whatever they want just because of who their father is.
Lana was terrified of having kids. She was so afraid she’d be a bad mother after how damaged she feels from her own parents raising her. But she loves them so, so much, and is a protective and fierce mother for them. She has great control of her magic by the time they have their first, and she loves seeing their faces light up when she lights a hearth with flames from her hand, or when she’ll make a room a bit icy so they can slide around a bit when they aren’t working on their studies.
A lot of Alistair and Lana as parents is them breaking the rules of what they’re “supposed to do” as King and Queen. Alistair is there throughout the entire birth for every child. Lana nurses her own children, they stay at her side for the first couple weeks until they’ve gotten into a sleeping rhythm before sleeping in their nursery. They let their kids sleep with them when they’re having nightmares. They don’t shame them for being afraid, or for expressing their feelings. Essentially, they give their kids the kind of support they always wished they had when they were kids, rather than becoming the people who raised them. And Lana keeps her parents far, far from them, only letting them visit under strict supervision.
The Theirins
@alistairappreciationweek Day 4 family and friends
Elevane and Alistair look at their tiny blessing, the baby they thought they’d never have.
When you see some angst-y Alistair/Warden image, and you counter-attack with fluffiness.
Alistair and Artemis Eileanoir Theirin.
“I think the ambassador from Antiva will have to wait.”
“Oh? Why is that?”
“Our daughter is fast asleep.”
“Ah. Well - that’s a fair reason to keep him waiting. I’m sure he’ll understand the need a two-year-old has for her sleep.”
“If not satisfied by our explanation, I’m sure Olivia could convince him.”
Absolutely adorable painted commission from @janearts of a slightly older Alistair and Roselyn with their twins, Edward and Olivia.
I love cute familial scenes like this. And I simply imagine Alistair and Roselyn taking every opportunity to play with their children and spend time with them. Making forts in their bed, and taking sneaky naps together when affairs of ruling a country don’t require their immediate attention. I always see them as incredibly hands-on and doting parents. In both the Behind the Throne AU, and in the canon universe.
@janearts is always pleasant to commission, and the finished work always worth it. I strongly recommend commissioning her if you have the money to spare. <3 Thank you so much!
“Awww, it was only a little spell though.”
Mage Fantasy Starters ––––––
Just a little spell…
Alistair’s eyes traveled to the giant scorch mark in the middle of their floor, arms crossing over his chest. A few feet away, a young child with messy light brown hair and hazel brown eyes, stood giggling. Hope had been a surprise, one neither of them had even expected to be possible. When Eurwen had found the cure, she had been unsure it’d even work, but they had taken it together and sent their prayers to the Maker that it would.
Months had passed after that, but neither had been sure it even worked. The nightmares had seemed to recede, but nothing else felt different. That was until she had fallen ill, or what they had thought to be ill. A healer had only confirmed what they didn’t know, a child was to be expected in the near future, leaving the two with news they had never believed to hear.
Their miracle was now five and had just shown them her new trick, one that made Alistair’s stomach do flips. Their child was a mage, which meant she could be sent to the Circle, something he wasn’t alright with. He had seen the Circle first hand, they both had – he didn’t want his child going through that, not ever. He moved towards his wife, dropping his tone to a hushed whisper at her ear. “We have to teach her to control it...what if someone finds out? What if they come to take her?” They lived in Fereldan, it could happen easily. He would not let it happen – he’d fight to the death if it meant protecting his little girl.
––––––– NOT ACCEPTING.
Alistair with his daughter Aislinn, a commission for @melaena for the @alistairappreciationweek charity reward. Thank you so much for donating!
This was such a joy to work on, you have no idea. Definitely read the fic this goes with if you need some warm fuzzy feelings. 💕