Within a few minutes of Deviser, we have the main character whimpering in pain, being attacked by a dog, and then agonizing screams of pain. Great start.
Son and Dad are already giving me Arthur and John vibes. Just the way Dad guides Son around, pointing out stuff like John does with Arthur. Son starts off this series with his memories hazy, like Arthur. Heck, Son and Dad even sound like Arthur and John respectively.
So, was the beginning part just a dream? Or did that actually happen and Son has no memory of it? The dog seems fine for now. Although hearing people saying how brutal this podcast is, even more brutal than Malevolent, the dog probably isn't going to last long.
I don't like how ominous "It'll all be over soon" sounds. I don't trust Dad as far as I can throw him.
Why make a ship where there are no windows or no way to see outside? Son mentions he can't see the stars. I feel like that would make things worse, not better.
"It doesn't even feel like we're in space." That comment, plus the bit about the stars, are giving me Pandorum vibes (great sci-fi movie if you haven't seen it)
Oh Christ, those final few lines, what a goddamn cliffhanger. I'm hooked now.
CORRUPTED: A TMA x Malevolent crossover, featuring Tim Stoker and the King in Yellow, chapter thirty-two
VAST: a Vast!Jon TMA au, chapter fourteen
An Understanding - a one-shot Magnus Archives fic in the Scottish Safehouse.
Vast - an ongoing Magnus Archives fic in which Jon belongs to the Vast.
Good - a Malevolent fic in the Surrogate universe, following Charlie Dowd
Where She Stops, Nobody Knows - A Malevolent fic following the events of the end of Blackstone. (Spoilers.)
“Puss” In Boots - a Yorick-filled fairy tale AU, written for the Lovely, Dark, and Deep zine. It is very silly. Mind the tags.
Funny - Kayne. Just Kayne. After part 60, so spoilers.
Just One Wouldn't Hurt - spoilers for Malevolent part 60
Vast: a Vast!Jon AU in progress
Death in the Afternoon: Malevolent AU for the Malevolent Big Bang (complete)
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Fandoms:
The Magnus Archives
Malevolent (Podcast)
Deviser (Podcast)
I'm bad at updating this, my apologies! It's all on AO3, folks.
Latest:
Malevolent
BIG BANG: BUT IT BEATS THE DARKNESS AO3 || Tumblr
The Magnus Archives
"T" IS FOR TOMB - a bittersweet sad post-TMA one-shot AO3 || Tumblr
The Magnus Archives x Malevolent
CORRUPTED, chapter 24: Fogged. A Tim Stoker x The King in Yellow weird romance because I am strange. AO3 || Tumblr
Loads of Surrogate updates, as per usual. :) The last few:
Like Father - Faroe makes a dangerous decision
Message Received - Kayne bitching because we were too busy to write
Strained - the beginning of fallout from Faroe's choices.
Nightingale - Something with Arthur is very, very wrong.
FINISHED FICS:
(This needs some serious revision! For now, be sure to check my AO3 profile until I get this part cleaned up.)
THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES
AND EAT IT, TOO
The voice gets under his skin. Is it pleasing or terrifying? Inside his head or out? Is it even real, or is his still-human brain just cobbling monster-sounds into something he can comprehend?
It’s impossible to get out of his head, whether literal or not.
Doesn’t matter, though, because the answer Michael gives is a terrible one, and ends the same way: Gertrude could protect herself, Jon can’t, and he’s going to die for her sins.
Playlist available here.
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A THOUSAND WORDS
It’s coming, Jon. You know something is; something that itches, that nags, that hides just out of view. Our glorious future is coming.
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QUIT
It’s a stupid-drafty manor—huge, never properly lit, all its frippery fraying at the edges.
It has literal skeletons in the walls. It has a foyer right out of Crimson Peak, an empty cement hole with crumbling cherubs in the back yard that might have once been someone’s idea of a pond, and a library with more cursed books than Gerry could shake a match at.
The part of Gerry that once used Sharpies to blacken his eyebrows loves this place with a truly unholy passion.
If only it didn’t belong to the reason the world was going to end.
Playlist available here.
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TULIPS IN SPRING
Martin crawled back into bed like he’d crawled through the burned-flesh hole in his heart, and knew he still loved Jon.
Martin knew Jon loved him, too.
Jon had thrown away godhood for him, like it hadn’t mattered.
Maybe it hadn’t.Jon loved him, and that meant they could fix this.All Jon had to do was wake up.
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CRUCIBLE
Martin's been having dreams.He doesn't understand them.
Surely, if Jon had ever looked like that, with unreal wings and a crown of spinning eyes, he would have remembered.
But his memory isn't working as well as it should right now, and Jon never blinks.
Martin is afraid.
Inspired by The Watcher’s Crown by @raynecreates
Note: this is angst. Somewhere Else goes very, very wrong.
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INSTANT NOODLES (crack fic)
At least his new hobby kept him occupied in the evenings, when too much time to think turned to wretchedness. It just so happened that much of his life was public. On the internet. As part of some gods-damned podcast.
There were no words for how fascinated he was. This was his story—and yet it wasn’t. It was focused on Jon, for some bloody reason, which made no damn sense, since Jon showed up at the very end.
Well. There was no accounting for taste.
Note: This is nonsense. Full apologies to Jonny and Alex, who are 100% the creators of my favorite podcast, The Magnus Archives. This is a work of fiction, etc. and so forth. Take it as the joke it's meant to be. Written because I wanted Jonah to suffer.
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SHORT STORIES FOR TMA APPRECIATION WEEK, 2023
Just what it says on the tin. Silliness, angst, and crossovers incoming.
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THIS DARK THING THAT SLEEPS IN ME - Rusty Quill Big Bang 2023
This is a DARK AU; it is not a kid-fic, though Jon is young. Bittersweet ending ahead.
Spoilers for the whole show, though this is very much an alternate universe.
In a world where the End won and Jonah Magnus is its Heart, the cycle of death and rebirth is a given: no one lives past thirty, the Other Fears scramble for scraps, and any infant without an Alignment—called Uncertain—has until the age of ten to be claimed, or they are sacrificed.
Jon, an Uncertain child, knows things he shouldn’t, has memories he shouldn’t, and also has a purpose: apparently, he’s been called to do what no Aligned person can do and stop Jonah.
Sometimes, there is no happy ending, only the right one. Jonah broke the promises he made to take over the world, and Jon is here to make it right.
“I am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me; all day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. Clouds pass and disperse. Are those the faces of love, those pale irretrievables? Is it for such I agitate my heart?” ― Sylvia Plath
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MAGNUS ARCHIVES x MALEVOLENT CROSSOVER
I PREFER MY HEART TO BE BROKEN
Jon feels seen in a way he has not since the Panopticon, examined from cell to soul, from ankles to ego. Does that feel good or horrible? He doesn’t know.
He tries to see into this thing, just a little, but just that glimpse is enough.
Fear shortens Jon’s breath, shivers up and down his form, because this thing is a god.
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MALEVOLENT (PODCAST)
Just One Wouldn't Hurt
He did nice things. He was not Kayne.
It's why he wore white. It was all about evening out that wild and unfettered nature, because (yes, he knew enough to understand) of the Trauma. Ha. Haha. What, he wondered, would Arthur do if he knew every god he met had trauma?
Probably make a mess. Psychology wasn’t that guy’s strong suit.
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BUT IT BEATS THE DARKNESS - Malevolent Big Bang 2024
Serial killer Wallace Larson has been murdering children for his ritual, and the cops won't stop him. Private investigators Parker Yang and Arthur Lester choose to get involved... and everything goes wrong.
Interrupting the ritual leaves Parker missing, Arthur in chains, and a piece of the King in Yellow in Arthur's head. But this piece knows who he is, and knows what he wants: to complete his ritual and rule Earth.
Unfortunately, Arthur is incredibly stubborn, maudlin over his missing partner (stupid Parker Yang), and John, it turns out, is not the only piece of the King seeking power right now.
It's a race against time, and John has a heavy handicap. With Larson in pursuit, a trail of murdered victims in their wake, and a host whose body is failing, John is determined to win at any cost... even if the cost includes Arthur Lester.
"It may not be much light but it beats the darkness" ~ Charles Bukowski, The Laughing Heart
NOTE BEFORE READING
This is part one of a Darkthur fic. There is violence and bodily harm.
This fic was written in tandem with Kraiva's IT MAY NOT BE MUCH LIGHT, and is intended to be read together, though both are standalone. For the fullest experience, read the corresponding chapter from each fic. We'll be linking the connected chapters in the end notes of each.
The incredible art in chapters two and eleven are by @wurmeon. The breathtaking 3D models in chapter six are from @iconiccookie.
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WRONG - spoilers for part 43
There is a thread where it all went wrong.
Where Arthur, lost, has lost his hope.
Where John makes a choice to teach Arthur what it means to be human.
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HERETIC- an Oscar one-shot:
What road remains for a man whose purpose abandoned him?
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Blood and Sand:
When John Luke was nine, Parker stopped writing back.
It took a while before John Luke was sure, before he allowed the worry to slither into his bones, and take flavor and color away, and leave only trembling cold behind. Parker had never been quiet this long. Something had happened.
John Luke Yang wants his brother back. When he learns about a wish—offered by a god, in exchange for winning some kind of game—he's willing to leave everything behind in pursuit of it.
But the Dreamlands are not safe, and the King in Yellow has gone mad. The Games are not designed to be survived.
Luke has fallen into deep and dangerous waters. Fortunately, he won't be swimming alone.
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They Both Just Gotta Be Dicks (Intermezzo spoilers):
Not much surprises Kayne anymore.
A melting Arthur manages.
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All that Glitters (crack-fic one-shot):
John and Arthur, Lester and Doe, going mano a mano against their greatest foe: 1970s Arkham bureaucracy.
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Fragile (Intermezzo spoilers):
Arthur got low in Larson’s house. He hit bedrock; he admitted, brokenly, that they won.
John didn’t let him drown. Which is ironic, because John was already drowning.
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Double the Popcorn (Intermezzo spoilers):
You think there’s anyone I haven’t seen? Fucked around with? Followed? You think there isn’t a version of you I haven’t tweaked to be the very d-d-darkest you could be, with flesh in your fingernails and blood in your cheeks like a really fucked-up squirrel?
I. Have tried. Them all. And pal… they don’t fucking work.
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God of Cowboys and Fools:
Well. No time like the present. “I am the King in Yellow, and you are now my slave,” I tell him, because that is the truth and we might as well get it done.
He is a god, awakened in the crater of his birth. Somewhere out there is the Wizard he needs to ensure his misplaced immortality.
Now, if only the Wizard would just do as he was told instead of fighting back, they could get on with the business of living forever.
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SACRAMENT - an Oscar one-shot
Arthur and John are long gone from Oscar's life, and whatever they did has left more than one wound in the world.
Oscar's is obvious. Scratch's is not.
Oscar certainly hadn't planned on encountering the malevolent spirit ever again, but now that he has, he faces a choice.
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BOYO
Warning: this is a dark fic.
I liked me boyo’s anger, and he was just scuttered enough to make this work.
To join me hitting the prop, and hitting too much.
To not know when it was time to stop, and to follow my lead as we went far beyond.
Wasn’t quite perfect. Didn’t have the rhythm yet. But I knew he’d get it; musical lad, or I’m a whaler, and I’d get him singing my tune.
The fool died, and my boyo stood there, panting, blood everywhere, and hit the body again just because.
Fuckin’ beautiful, that was to see.
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THE INCIDENT - a one-shot for the @malevolent-fanzine
Arthur and John are in Arkham, getting their burgeoning P.I. business off the ground.
And then Kayne asks for a favor, and everything goes to hell.
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TRY, TRY AGAIN - a one-shot for the @malevolent-fanzine
The King in Yellow worked for a month to get Arthur to spill the information he wanted. Eventually, he got what he wanted through a made-up Bostonian, Adam Fry.
What happened in the month before Arthur woke?
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CONFESSION
There’s a trick to confession, if you want to keep another from hearing what you said. But not hearing it don’t make it not true, don’t make it go away.
I fear Arthur’s truth, so big and bright. I fear ours together may strike like flint and leap into devouring flame.
An Oscar one-shot
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PEDANTIC
Arthur Lester is the best IT architect in the world, and the reason Carcosa, Inc. has its fingers in every pie. Government, medical, everyone in the world uses its systems.
Arthur is also going blind, with a rare genetic condition that can’t be fixed.
The looming depression is bad. He can’t imagine a life where he can’t create anymore. Arthur nearly gives up… until a deeply annoying cybersecurity programmer prods him into trying something new.
Great, right? Now, if only this John Doe weren’t clearly hiding something so wild that not even PI Parker Yang can dig it out….
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PET
Arthur loses John.
Hastur loses Arthur.
Yellow does not deserve what happens here.
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PUSH
They survived. John got his promised body. They're free. But Arthur is still blind, and now, he no longer has someone in his head, helping him around.
He's not all right. It's all coming out of him in anger. Today, John needed a break... and, left alone, Arthur tries a four-legged substitute.
It goes about as well as can be expected.
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NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY
Angst warning
Things happen when we age.
Unavoidable things.
Until death do we part.
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CLOUD CITY - MALEVOLENT BIG BANG 2023
The sun never rises in Cloud City. Owned by distant gods, the world creaks along in techno-magical paralysis, making Contracts with spirits, and limping along in isolated enclaves while monsters run wild in the Wastes.
Five years ago, Arthur Lester, a private investigator, made a Contract with a Summon called Hastur. The deal? His soul in exchange for the identity of his daughter's murderer. Until the time Arthur's soul is ripe for harvesting, Hastur will give him power, and eventually must find Faroe's killer. If he doesn't, they both die, so failure is not an option.
Hastur, however, is not a normal Summon... and it turns out he's come here and chosen Arthur in order to stop a threat that will destroy the entire universe if it succeeds.
Unfortunately, humans aren't meant to channel power like Hastur's, and Arthur's body is beginning to break down. It's a race against time to solve Faroe's murder and stop the incoming threat before he simply drops dead.
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YELLOW CITY - A CONTINUATION OF CLOUD CITY
Arthur Lester has been taken by the King into the Dreamlands.
Arthur Lester has gone quite mad.
As promised, Arthur will suffer… but his presence will have a bigger effect on the future of Earth than anyone planned.
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PUSH
They survived. John got his promised body. They're free. But Arthur is still blind, and now, he no longer has someone in his head, helping him around.
He's not all right. It's all coming out of him in anger. Today, John needed a break... and, left alone, Arthur tries a four-legged substitute.
It goes about as well as can be expected.
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THE BIRTHDAY SONG
Very much post-canon.
Very much fluff.
John has a body.
Arthur has his sight.
They've figured it out, working in Arkham, making their way through life, and John, at last, has chosen his birthday.
It's all fluff from here, folks.
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WORTH THE PRICE OF A BOTTLE OF POP
So, anybody want a crack-fic with Kayne, Arthur, and too much sugar even for an Outer God?
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FIVE TIMES JOHN WANTED TO SEE A MOVIE, AND ONE TIME KAYNE MADE IT SUCK
In which Arthur struggles with right and wrong, bemoans the Hays Code, tries (and fails) to define love, and gets a second chance.
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SURROGATE
The beginning of the series, Surrogate: The Director's cut.
The King in Yellow has a plan.
The first part works, and Arthur Lester is broken.
The second half blows up in his face. John has gone mad, and Hastur’s adopted daughter is upset, but that’s not all.
It turns out a certain Outer God wasn’t done watching that show, and when he arrives with director’s notes, not even the King in Yellow can refuse him.
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DEVISER (PODCAST)
DEVIL
Dad knew he'd failed with humans.
Dad did not know he'd succeeded somewhere else.
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RED
Son likes painting.
Son likes red.It makes him feel some odd things. Things he doesn’t really have a word for.
He really likes the way it looks splattered on his hands.
