#dad egbertkin

[homestuckkinaes]

aesthetic for a Dad Egbert who is very supportive of his son, featuring baking and film noir. 

[wtf-john-egbert]

general info ~ we did not play sburb ~ i lived relatively close to the house dave, davis (davesprite), dirk, and bro all lived ~ the striders and i lived kind of in the woods, like they were literally our backyard ~ i think rose lived (with roxy?) in a city a little ways out ~ i think jade lived the furthest away, i'm not sure how far or if jake was with her but i'm pretty sure he existed ~ i have no idea what was up with jane she might have been there but i honestly have no clue because i can't remember much of anything about her ~davis and i were a thing, as in we dated i guess... davesprite (davis) ~ davis was human ~ he was twins with dave (they were very close) ~ he was a ginger ~ he's got a bunch of adorable freckles ~he would chill and walk in the woods sometimes ~he had a macaw named ace ~he had this obnoxious fucking yellow orange plaid flannel ~ davis was kind of protective of me, but i was the same with him so... ~he was kind but a lot of times it was the kind of thing that would fly under the the radar. ~he was a bit of a loner sometimes ~ he drove an old orange pickup truck ~ he was super freaking good on roller blades. that skill didn't translate to ice skates though. dave ~ he may have had some freckles too but they were very light if they were there at all ~ his eyes weren't as sensitive as daves but he still wore shade because he was still kind of light sensitive. also he thought he looked cool. ~ his eyes were a sort of warm hazel dave and davis ~ they got into a lot of trouble ~ they were practically identical though only davis had the whole ginger package ~ i think davis was just a bit taller than dave but not by a lot john (me) ~ i wandered around the woods a bunch when i was bored or needed some space ~ i used to hangout with davis a lot ~ apparently davis's bird ace liked me, which was apparently kind of strange considering she didn't usually like people other than davis. as in she only barely tolerated dave and they shared a room. ~i had this black and white striped shirt and blue hoodie I wore all the time. ~ my hair was kind of a mess. it never stayed flat no matter what, like a permanent bed head or something bro ~he was not a great person. i'm just going to leave it at that because it's not my shit to tell. specific memories ~ dave and davis had a history teacher that no one really liked. they slipped out of their respective classes and davis brought a fucking airhorn in his bag. they taped the thing down, threw it into the class like a damn grenade, and ran like hell. they both got suspended for it but it was worth it. ~i would go out on long walks a bit deeper into the woods sometimes, mainly after my dad died. one night i was on one of those walks deeper into those woods one night and i came across a coyote and it ended up getting attacking me. davis ended up finding me though. ~dave davis and i would go skating together sometimes. there was this one day that dave took this real nasty fall this and we had to help take him back to the house. ~ davis used to drive it to the middle of nowhere some nights and just lay in the bed and there was this one night that he took me along with him. it may or may not have been the same night we got in a car crash. i have no clue but we probably did it a few times and it was on one of those nights that we crashed. ~davis, dave, and i used to walk home together in middle school. ~there was this trip to a lake i went on with dave, davis, and i'm not sure who else. davis chucked dave off a dock at one point and that was fucking amazing. i'm pretty sure dave got him back though. the car crash ~it was a pretty terrible crash. davis lost a leg, and i got pretty severely injured too ~dave and dirk were mad at me for a while, blaming me for it but eventually they calmed down. ~i blamed myself for it for a while. ~ after things calmed down and davis got a prosthetic, dave liked to tease him when his balance went off on the prosthetic

[homestuckkinaes]

aesthetic for a Dad Egbert who misses John with themes of baking! 

[fefsprites]

if possible, could I get a panel edit of a dave (I'll submit a ref) hugging dadbert? since he was legit the only good person in my timeline no joke

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[hskincalls]

hello! im a dad egbert kin whos looking for Bro or Mom! i have memories of us being childhood friends, i had trouble with volume control as a child! if this sounds familiar, hmu at trans-john-egbert

!!

@trans-john-egbert

[hskincalls]

Hey, Bro Strider looking for other guardians - mainly Dad Egbert, but Mom Lalonde and Grandpa Harley would be great too. I'm not opposed to talking with anyone else who doesn't have a problem with me. I'm an adult and don't want to be contacted by minors. Like/reblog this and I'll hit you up, thanks.

good luck bro!!

[hskincalls]

My name is James Egbert or Dad, i am bodily 21 years i don’t have many Memory’s i do remember that i adopted 6 children four off the street and two out of foster care, i came across John Jade Jake and Jane during a storm and i just couldn’t four children out in the rain so i took them in and somehow i also came to adopt Rose and David and so far that’s all i can remember. If you wish to get in contact with me you can find me @pastelpipefan, I have already found my John.

@pastelpipefan !!

[loveshroom-remaking]

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