Dec 2, 2015
Me telling my dad about my dream..
Me: *tells dream* so, yeah it was totally unrealistic
Dad: *walking out room* just like you and Harry
Me: *proceeds to freezer to get ice for that burn*
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Me telling my dad about my dream..
Me: *tells dream* so, yeah it was totally unrealistic
Dad: *walking out room* just like you and Harry
Me: *proceeds to freezer to get ice for that burn*
“Running advice and unexpected grandchildren. What don’t you provide?” –Dan (@TheMikeOMalley) #WTTF
I told my dad that he scared the shit outta me when he barged in this morning to wake me up and my dad goes "Ok let's see that shit"
Family conversations via text
Me: Some crazy crackhead with a mouth full of chocolate just came up to me and professed his love for me. He said he loved me at first sight and got up in my face and kept asking me to kiss him. Talk about making a gal feel like a million bucks!
Dad: You d'man!
Me: Hellz yeah! All these bitches know I got mad game.
Dad: You sure the guy had chocolate in his mouth and not shit... ha ha.
My dad is the funniest person alive.