David Jokes
Summary: David’s having fun with the new year. Hung over Emma isn’t.
“Emma... Emma...”
Emma snuggled further into her pillow trying to will the noise away.
“Come on Swan. It’s nearly 1:00 in the afternoon.”
“Killian it’s New Years Day this is what you do. You lay in bed and try to forget whatever you did to celebrate the night before,” Emma groaned.
Killian brushed hair her away from her face to get a better look at his hung over wife. “Love I normally wouldn’t complain about laying in bed with you but you parents will be here soon.”
Emma whined “why?”
“Your father said something about not seeing us since last year.”
Emmas face scrunched up before she rolled away from her husband burrowing further into the covers. “No.”
Killian crawled on top of his wife nuzzling into her hair. “Come on love. All they want is to have lunch then we can come back to bed where I will tend to your every desire.”
He started to gentlely massage her shoulders and back leaving a trail of kisses from the back of her head down her spine. After a couple more minutes of persuasion from Killian, Emma finally conceded. Groaning she threw back the blanket sitting up she prepared herself for getting up to get ready for lunch.
After Emma got up and threw on some jeans they heard a knock on the door. They made their way down stairs, if Emma leaned on Killian for support he didn’t comment. Killian opened the door to see his in-laws smiling faces.
“Killian! I haven’t seen you since last year, how’ve you been?” David patted his son in law on the shoulder.
“It’s been one day David,” Killian chuckled.
“He’s teasing Killian.” Snow embraces him as David moved further in the house.
“Wow! I haven’t been to your guys house since last year. I love what you’ve done with the place.” David glanced around as he made his way to his daughter.
David enveloped Emma in his arms, “Hi baby I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever.”
“It’s hasn’t been that long Dad,” Emma mumbled into his chest.
“I haven’t seen you since last year. I’d say that’s a long time.”
Emma rolled her eyes releasing her father to hug her mother. Once Emma and Killian shrugged on their coats they family made their way to Granny’s for lunch.
“How was the little ones first New Years?” Killian asked as they got seated in their booth at Granny’s. Killian and Emma on one side with Snow and David cross from them. The men sat against the wall while Snow and Emma sat on the outside.
“Oh he had a fun time and since he’s up around midnight anyways he was awakening time for the count down.”
“Where’s my little brother now?”
“He’s sleeping off last night with Henry at the house.”
Granny approached the table, “Alright who’s hungry?”
“I am, I haven’t eaten since last year,” David exclaimed receiving another eye roll from his daughter before they all placed their orders.
Once their food came they all dug in enjoy a comfortable silence... until
“Mm mmm man the last time I ate lasagna this good must have been-”
“Let me guess last year,” Emma droned.
“Haha you got me.”
They finished their meal and made their way back to the house. Emma was hugging Killian’s arm her head against his shoulder as she silently cursed the sun for being so bright. Her mother was next to holding her fathers hand.
“I haven’t had a meal that nice since-”
“Oh Shut Up!” Emma yelled causing her companions to stop in their tracks.
“Emma is everything alright?” Snow looked at her daughter curiously shocked by her outburst.
“I’m-”
“Apologies we were celebrating with the she-wolf, she-dragon, and snow woman at the Rabbit Hole last evening and ran into a few of my old crew mates. Let’s just say Emma’s having a rough time handling her rum,” Killian explained.
Emma rubbed her face looking up her father eyes full of guilt. “I’m sorry dad. I don’t mind your jokes. It’s just I’m hungover. I can’t handle all that today.”
David looked his daughter in the eye and said, “Hi hungover I’m dad.”
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A/N: Something stupid to start off the new year
