Pope being the pregnancy police <3
MDNI 18+
He sits by the tub while you’re talking a bath, occasionally dipping his hand into the water to make sure you’re not going to overheat. He’s carefully reading the label of the bubble bath you used and googling it following the words ‘pregnant women’.
He goes with you to every single appointment, asking more questions than you do. On the way home he makes sure your seatbelt doesn’t slip over your stomach, he absolutely never lets you drive.
Anything you eat he’s googling if it’s ever affected any pregnant woman. He has absolutely no problem waking up in the middle of the night and run to the gas station to grab your weird cravings.
He measures your stomach every week to make sure you’re growing at an acceptable healthy rate. He buys one of those high dollar at home ultrasound machines and checks your baby’s heart every Sunday.
He makes sure to buy the best prenatal, doing hours of research on them before paying $70 a bottle. He buys the safest car seat and stroller, he buys you a new car, making sure its crash test is almost perfect.
He’s nervous about sex, asking the doctors if they’re sure it’s okay. He insists on only thrusting his cock halfway inside you in missionary so you flip the both of you and take him fully. He groaning and snapping his eyes open, gasping your name and putting a hand on your belly.
Bonus: after the baby if you ever have a clogged milk duct he absolutely never gets grossed out or hesitates to suck it out, soothing your breast with his hand to try to help ease the pain.
That’s his baby and his woman!!!! He does not play about y’all.
