#daddy thorin

[oswinsvaleyard]

Happy 50th birthday to the lovely Richard Armitage! This man rocked my world when I first saw him in The Hobbit and has ever since!

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine your child telling Thorin (their father) that they are a dragon and in response Thorin has a month's worth of little dragon costumes made for them, and they refuse to wear anything else.

Thorin: *announcer voice* behold the mightiest dwarrow in all of middle earth! *holds up child*

Child: adad! *kicks the air* I am a dragon not a dwarrow! *roars*

Thorin: oh apologies my good sir *clears throat* correction, behold the mightiest Dragon in all of middle earth!

[oswinsvaleyard]

Hobbit/LOTR Venn diagram on how attractive I find them on a scale from cute to DILF/MILF

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Thorin reading a bedtime story to your children and giving each character its own silly voice.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine trying to tell Thorin that you are pregnant with cute innuendos and colloquialism and he does not understand a single one of them

*thirtieth try telling him* “Honey there’s something in the oven”

*Thorin opens oven door and sees a bun* “why in Mahal’s name is there a single bread roll in our oven?”

“Damn it Thorin, I’m pregnant, you big goon!”

[tinkerh377]

I don't know if it's a translation flower, since I have never read The Hobbit in English, but do the elves of Rivendel actually call Thorin daddy?

[ofahattersmind]

From the marvelous averil-of-fairlea's fanfictions of a blissful post-BotFA, a portrait of Thorin, his lovely queen Averil, and their seven precious children: Lily, Thror, Thrain, the twins Frerin and Rowan, little Kieran, and baby Leslie.