#dadpost

[cross-eyed-boy]

single dad who is shamefully attracted to its pretty son and only dates younger guys who kinda look like its son x serial killer son who finds out and is so jealous he kidnaps and tortures the guys in question to figure out what they have that he doesn't

[pinetreewannabe]

realised too late that my dad is also a stoner and when he hugged me he just said "you smell good"

[soleadita]

my dad being a diego luna stan was not on my 2022 bingo card but holy SHIT it’s my favorite thing ever. (i had to tell him the new season ISN’T starting soon. he was sad about that.)

[stratokrates]

simplyfiller started following you

Hello, you picked a bad time to follow.  Currently the owner of this blog is gone. I am his dad... but I mean.. if you’re looking for dirt on him for when he comes back.... wink wonk wunk wynk

[demiboy-draven]

I think my dad is awesome, because it’s father’s day and my dad took me to goodwill was to get a furby because I was sad

[pinetreewannabe]

me: *crawling around the kitchen floor doing a gollum impression*

dad: what? you want a raw fish?

[pinetreewannabe]

my dad walked into my room, saw the dirty dishes stacked on my skateboard, sighed and walked out.

[pinetreewannabe]

my dad calls baguettes “long bread” thats it. thats the post.