#dafty

[scotianostra]

Order for DAFTY

[atldiscourse]

do u think jack is aware he just publicly put his address on instagram

[kryptonians]

If I don’t get called a #dafty I’ll be deeply offended. #wwe #nxtuniverse #WWEUniverse #wweraw #nxt #205live #wrestling #scottish https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTkRlVhZx9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5wsiff9t6585

[disappearinginthesmokerings]

Having a bad day? Read this

So I've been really tired recently and it's causing me to have some stupid, albeit hilarious moments, here's one...

So I got in the lift in my building, pushed the button for my floor, and up we go. It stops at the floor and the door opens...I glance up, looking out the lift, all I can see is wall, there's no flat doors...I start to panic...

So I push the ground button and go all the way back down, and do the same again but I still can't see the flat doors...

I go all the way back down again but this time I'm convinced I'm in the wrong building, so I go right out the building...Nope I'm definitely not in the wrong building.

So I get back to the lift, push the button up I go, anticipation taking over... The lift stops. The doors open......

TAAAADAAAA!! There's the flat doors.

I'm absolutely fucking baffled. Why the fuck weren't they there before?! Where the fuck did they go?!

As I turn to close the flat door, I take a look round at the lifts....

THERES 2 FUCKING LIFTS.

ONE OPENS TO A WALL.

THE OTHER OPENS TO DOORS.

I'VE LIVED HERE FOR 2 AND A HALF YEARS.

I HAVE USED BOTH THESE LIFTS FOR 2 AND A HALF YEARS.

Kill me now.

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[thepastcanchangeyou]

Winters here daftballs

So I’m standing in my mums garden, having a cigeratte and all you can hear are daftys on the golf course playing golf.. in this weather!

It’s frosty - check!

It’s freezing - check!

Your in shorts - check!

Your off your rockers - CHECK!

Even standing here for a few mins and I’m frozen! I don’t see how people can pull along a cart full of clubs/balls, along a massive course and stop every 20 steps to hit the ball... in this weather! Your all off your rockers, plus wearing shorts are you trying to make yourselves unwell!??

[crystalssummer]

Chasing the 🦆🦆. 😆😆 #puppy #dog #ducks #park #water #lake #cocker #spaniel #cockerspaniel #callendar #callendarpark #scotland #dafty #splash #swim #pup (at Callendar Park)

[harrygoeswest]

A tail (heh) in 3 parts…

[harrold-the-magicalgirl]

Ah fuck. It's -7c and my car ran out of windscreen liquid so I filled it up to the brim and it wasn't working anymore. I could hardly get any liquid to spray out while pulling the switch and it was freezing to my bloody windscreen. Turns out not all windscreen liquid has anti freeze. Now I need to find anti freeze and somehow fit it in the tank since I filled it up so much. Aghhhh!