#daisy cooper

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2025 Predictions:

- Rachel Reeves gone by the end of the year.

- The Rest Is Politics interview Kamala Harris and / or Michelle Obama.

- Peter Mandelson / other important Labour Party figure is exposed in a leak slagging off Trump. Outrage.

- Keir Starmer hugs Ed Davey and they play FIFA for charity.

- Lee Anderson pornography scandal.

- George Osborne randomly admits he did a fuck load of cocaine at one point in his political career and no one is surprised.

- Right-wing media starts panicking that Keir Starmer is going to make us join the Euro currency, based on absolutely zero evidence.

- Ian Hislop / other big pundit goes viral slagging off Brigit Phillipson’s education policies and she is forced to fight for her job.

- It is revealed that the Tory sleaze was even worse than originally thought. Boris Johnson makes a Nick Clegg-style apology video and it is immediately remixed into a chart-topping banger.

- Wes Streeting cries publicly. He is also accused of bullying within the Labour Party but that is unrelated.

- Kemi Badenoch has an Ed Miliband bacon sandwich moment.

- Israel win the judge’s vote in Eurovision.

- House of Lords reform becomes The Big Thing. Keir Starmer faces rebellion from his own party as some of them quite like being lords. Lib Dems win more public support through this.

- Sir Sadiq Khan scandal. Labour Party refuse to acknowledge it and bring up Tory COVID parties whenever it’s mentioned.

- Someone makes a Rory Stewart documentary and suggests that he *was* a spy.

- Nigel Farage is videoed saying he doesn’t care about how much the British people are suffering so long as they continue to vote for him. His supporters either defend him and accuse the Left of not being about to take a joke or defect to another far-right party.

- Daisy Cooper dabs / flosses / does a TikTok dance.

- A petition to ban Donald Trump from the UK reaches five million signatures. It fails to change anything, but the Liberal Democrats and the Greens lead a protest of over a million people through the streets of London.

- Trump says he loves the English people but he’s not so keen on the Pakistanis and the Welsh.

- Ed Balls has a massive argument with Rachel Reeves on Good Morning Britain. He is accused by Centrists in the Labour Party of being “a traitor” and “a bad husband”.

- Someone shits themselves in the House of Commons.

- Tony Blair says something about trans people again / is photographed with JK Rowling. In response, Gordon Brown comes out with his unequivocal support for trans people everywhere.

- Ed Miliband paints his nails.

Feel free to add your own predictions !! I’d love to hear what everyone thinks :)

[westminster-incorrect-quotes]

Keir Starmer: *screams*

Kemi Badenoch: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Daisy Cooper: Should we do something about that?

Ed Davey: No, I'm enjoying it.

[kbade]

Laramie Pirate AU 🏴‍☠️🤠

Slim, Andy, and Jonesy work and live in a lighthouse that once belonged to Slim’s father

Jess is a pirate who washes up on shore and Andy finds him

Slim wants nothing to do with the ‘pirate trash’ but Andy and Jonesy convince him to take him in

Slim and Jess hate each other at first but eventually they come around

Something happens and Slim, Andy, and Jonesy are forced to leave the lighthouse and join Jess on his ship that he bought with Slim’s money, a fact which he manages to keep from Slim for many years

Jess is the captain, Slim is the first mate, Jonesy is the cook, and just for the heck of it Jess names Andy the quartermaster

They go on adventures helping people in bad situations and occasionally having run ins with other pirates

When Andy grows up Slim makes the decision that he needs to go to school to make something of himself. Andy objects and Jess is against it too but they eventually come to see Slim’s side

Jonesy decides to go with Andy to school to keep him out of trouble

Slim and Jess spend their times sailing the seas and eventually start a relationship

One day when they’re docked at a port an orphan, Mike, stows away and they don’t realize till they’re miles out to sea

They agree to let him stay on board just as long as he does his part, which he agrees to

Soon Slim and Jess come to the realization that Mike needs a female role model around, like a mother, that will teach him manners and such

They come across a half sunken ship and find a woman on board, Daisy

She agrees to stay on their ship and help Mike with his schooling and manners, etc.

Slim and Jess reveal their relationship and Daisy and Mike reveal that they’ve both been knowing about it for a while, to the shock of both men

They get word to Andy and Jonesy and sail back to the old lighthouse, where Jonesy officiates Slim and Jess’s wedding

Andy manages to talk Slim out of sending him back to school, because he hasn’t learned anything besides how to be a proper gentleman and how bad pirates are since he got there

Jonesy goes back to being the cook and Daisy helps him sometimes when she’s not schooling Mike

Andy and Mike become quite the chaos duo and barley a day passes when someone isn’t having a prank pulled on them

Slim and Jess grow deeper in love with each passing day and Slim always says a prayer of thanks that Andy talked him out of leaving Jess to die on the beach that day

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[moonstone-writes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Sly Cooper (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Salim Al Kupar, Rioichi Cooper, "Tennessee Kid" Cooper, Henriette "One Eye" Cooper Additional Tags: OCs - Freeform, OCs everywhere, One-Shots Summary:

It can be easy to forget that beneath all the myth and history surrounding the Cooper ancestors that they were only people too.

A series of one shots about small moments experienced by Cooper ancestors across history.